Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[tribbles]

MartG said:

Does anyone else find adverts with sentient food disturbing?

This post was brought to you courtesy of the current Birds Eye ad where there are singing peas that go 'wheeee' as they leap into a pot of boiling water and certain death.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglian_Major_Cow

[21st Century Man]

Ever since I was small I've always thought it strange that a pig character dressed up as a jolly butcher wielding a chopper would encourage us to eat him. Usually alongside a child in calipers with a raised charity box in a "Please Sir! May I have some more?" pose.

[Roofless Toothless]

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

[glenrobbo]

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

I wonder how much they charge?

[DJFish]

tribbles said:

MartG said:

Does anyone else find adverts with sentient food disturbing?

This post was brought to you courtesy of the current Birds Eye ad where there are singing peas that go 'wheeee' as they leap into a pot of boiling water and certain death.

https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglian_Major_Cow

My nephew was a sensitive soul who used to cry when Mr Pepperami threw himself into the blender.

[Roofless Toothless]

glenrobbo said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

I wonder how much they charge?

An arm and a leg.

[motco]

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

[yellowjack]

MartG said:

Does anyone else find adverts with sentient food disturbing?

This post was brought to you courtesy of the current Birds Eye ad where there are singing peas that go 'wheeee' as they leap into a pot of boiling water and certain death.

At least we were spared the slicing into slivers and boiling in oil scenes in the 1980s... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f16zou9DHbk

[talksthetorque]

I wonder if the Ribena berries know they are going to end up dribbled down a (probably white) t shirt?

[glenrobbo]

motco said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

Special Stuff?

[talksthetorque]

glenrobbo said:

motco said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

Special Stuff?

Does meat from the Aristocracy taste better as their diet and surroundings have been exemplary during their upbringing rearing

[MartG]

[motco]

talksthetorque said:

glenrobbo said:

motco said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

Special Stuff?

Does meat from the Aristocracy taste better as their diet and surroundings have been exemplary during their upbringing rearing

Only if it is well hung...

[Huff]

motco said:

talksthetorque said:

glenrobbo said:

motco said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

Special Stuff?

Does meat from the Aristocracy taste better as their diet and surroundings have been exemplary during their upbringing rearing

Only if it is well hung...

Has been well-hanged ..?


obvs I've I've read you wrong, and you meant what you wrote - carry on, def not judging : D

Edited by Huff on Monday 5th April 22:02

[captain_cynic]

talksthetorque said:

glenrobbo said:

motco said:

Roofless Toothless said:

The description 'Family Butcher' has always intrigued and alarmed me equally.

It's often 'High Class Family Butcher' which implies that the local gentry are doomed, not your own family. "Eat the Rich" being the watchword.

Special Stuff?

Does meat from the Aristocracy taste better as their diet and surroundings have been exemplary during their upbringing rearing

Their sedenty lifestyle means the meat is more tender.

[juice]

[generationx]

juice said:

TBF exactly how I'd react!

[john_1983]

I'd react the same, also being impressed that the numberplate is the correct font, not the modern one.

Picture taken not that far from where I grew up as well

[nonsequitur]

Can we spare a thought for C 222111?

[motco]

nonsequitur said:

Can we spare a thought for C 222111?

Yep! That driver is more frustrated by the dense traffic than is the driver of the Astra.