Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38
Discussion
Island Hermit said:
I raised my kids as Protestant to piss my dad off.
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon.Ey 'up ya'll... 
Apple ogies for missing muster yestermorn, dreadful, and no mistake....
I believe sentencing is less severe these days but/yet/however am willing to bring forth the whipping boy, if the crime is of such henious'ness?
IOTQ's: Why do I need a pee at stupid'o'clock?
IOOTN: I still have my tin tool box from 1900 and summat ridiculous, replete with all the stuff we used to carry in the boot... sad really!
Pout
Apple ogies for missing muster yestermorn, dreadful, and no mistake....
I believe sentencing is less severe these days but/yet/however am willing to bring forth the whipping boy, if the crime is of such henious'ness?
IOTQ's: Why do I need a pee at stupid'o'clock?
IOOTN: I still have my tin tool box from 1900 and summat ridiculous, replete with all the stuff we used to carry in the boot... sad really!
Pout
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon.Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon.Come back when ye time is served for a real grudge!
Island Hermit said:
We haven’t spoken in years because he owes me a fiver from 1992.
In about 1992, I walked into a pub, sat at a table with about eight mates round it and asked the bloke to my left for the fiver he owed me. He asked someone else who owed him a fiver, and so it went on, until everyone there had been asked. A fiver was produced by the bloke at the end of the chain. It then passed through everyone's hands until it got to me. I then had to hand it to the bloke who had produced the fiver as I owed him.Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon.
I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! Talking about fivers!
I was working up at that there Glasgow many years ago.
I had a date with a bird and things were going good.
She took me back to her place in Barrowland and I asked if we could make love.
It's ganie cost ya a tenner she said!
I've only got a fiver I said!
Nay worries she said!
I'll lend ye a fiver!
,
I was working up at that there Glasgow many years ago.
I had a date with a bird and things were going good.
She took me back to her place in Barrowland and I asked if we could make love.
It's ganie cost ya a tenner she said!
I've only got a fiver I said!
Nay worries she said!
I'll lend ye a fiver!
,
Magooagain said:
Talking about fivers!
I was working up at that there Glasgow many years ago.
I had a date with a bird and things were going good.
She took me back to her place in Barrowland and I asked if we could make love.
It's ganie cost ya a tenner she said!
I've only got a fiver I said!
Nay worries she said!
I'll lend ye a fiver!
,
Yer younger than I thought Magoo, and no mistake!I was working up at that there Glasgow many years ago.
I had a date with a bird and things were going good.
She took me back to her place in Barrowland and I asked if we could make love.
It's ganie cost ya a tenner she said!
I've only got a fiver I said!
Nay worries she said!
I'll lend ye a fiver!
,
10/- would provide all you needed back in the day norf of that there London, 'less you required somesuch exotic hexperience?
I wonder where she is.......?
Bobberoo said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon. I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! He also went by the name Pastor Flaps at The Butt and Oyster (Pin Mill).
Magooagain said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon.Come back when ye time is served for a real grudge!
Island Hermit said:
Bobberoo said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon. I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! He also went by the name Pastor Flaps at The Butt and Oyster (Pin Mill).
pequod said:
Yer younger than I thought Magoo, and no mistake!
10/- would provide all you needed back in the day norf of that there London, 'less you required somesuch exotic hexperience?
I wonder where she is.......?
7/6d? Was she worth it?10/- would provide all you needed back in the day norf of that there London, 'less you required somesuch exotic hexperience?
I wonder where she is.......?
Glenrobbo went tomorrow,Went tomorrow a meadow,...
Stupid autocorrupt.
Magoo, that roof collapse looks serious, what caused it?
I hope nobody was injured when it caved in.
Take care chap, safety first.
Robbopoppetlet has gone home with her Daddy, I have produced a half-decent stir-fry by cutting the tough-as-cowboy-boots "Tennessee Style" steaks into thin strips, gently frying on a low heat for a good while, then adding diced courgette, onion, aubergine, peppers, tomatoes, and serving with soft ribbon noodles.
It wasn't too bad considering.
Carrot cake and a coffee for afters.
And now it's a neevning of winding down & R&R, in readiness for a further bout of fencing tomorrow.
I think an OSH is not out of the question.
spikeyhead said:
Island Hermit said:
We haven’t spoken in years because he owes me a fiver from 1992.
In about 1992, I walked into a pub, sat at a table with about eight mates round it and asked the bloke to my left for the fiver he owed me. He asked someone else who owed him a fiver, and so it went on, until everyone there had been asked. A fiver was produced by the bloke at the end of the chain. It then passed through everyone's hands until it got to me. I then had to hand it to the bloke who had produced the fiver as I owed him.
I used to go drinking with a group, one of them never had any money, he was however extremely good with fruit machines, he'd start the night by borrowing a fiver and hitting the fruit machine in the pub, within an hour he'd hand the fiver back and have enough to continue drinking for the evening!!!
spikeyhead said:
Island Hermit said:
We haven’t spoken in years because he owes me a fiver from 1992.
In about 1992, I walked into a pub, sat at a table with about eight mates round it and asked the bloke to my left for the fiver he owed me. He asked someone else who owed him a fiver, and so it went on, until everyone there had been asked. A fiver was produced by the bloke at the end of the chain. It then passed through everyone's hands until it got to me. I then had to hand it to the bloke who had produced the fiver as I owed him.
hammo19 said:
Island Hermit said:
Bobberoo said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon. I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! He also went by the name Pastor Flaps at The Butt and Oyster (Pin Mill).
hammo19 said:
Island Hermit said:
Bobberoo said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon. I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! He also went by the name Pastor Flaps at The Butt and Oyster (Pin Mill).
Andy Felthersnatch
Berry McCaulkiner
Wilma Fingerdoo
Whatever will the headstone say?!
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Island Hermit said:
Bobberoo said:
Island Hermit said:
hammo19 said:
Bobberoo said:
A strong opening post there, a very creditable 8.997 on the old Triv-o-meter, but you lost a point due to rule 7, clause 11.5, subsection 7.3, appendix iix, "Religion is not to be used for Trivial purposes, the Arch Deacon doesn't like it!!".
The Arch Deacon is not a member of the church! He is a welder who moved into the village about 5 years ago. People mistake him for a man of the cloth as his real name is Archie Deacon. I didn't know the randy old sod wasn't a clergyman!!!! He also went by the name Pastor Flaps at The Butt and Oyster (Pin Mill).
Andy Felthersnatch
Berry McCaulkiner
Wilma Fingerdoo
Whatever will the headstone say?!
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