Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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Doofus said:
As far as I remember, the last (only?) English king to be decapitated was Charles I in the seventeenth century. What does that have to do with Brexit, which is obviously the root of the sketch?.
Actually it is a proposed cover for a book project about Charles I and his downfall, the title being a pun based on the word Rex in its meaning of 'the reigning king'Alex said:
I can't believe it's pancake day again.
It just crêped up on me.
Pancake Day schedule It just crêped up on me.
- Wake up
- See if Father Pancake has been
- Open all your pancakes
- Cook Pancake Lunch
- Watch the Queen’s Pancake Speech
- Fall asleep for a bit
- Watch a pancake film
- Make a sandwich from pancake leftovers
- Bed
Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons.
"So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield."
"Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square ."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says, "Mrs. McTavish, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? ... the bd has a paper round!"
"So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield."
"Tam, I want you to take the offices in Charlotte Square ."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in the New Town."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Wullie slips away, she says, "Mrs. McTavish, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? ... the bd has a paper round!"
schmunk said:
Tony 1234 said:
MartG said:
rayny said:
Reply - Double Harsh - MartG and Vipers are our heroes.
Any detractors should post more jokes themselves
Any detractors should post more jokes themselves
I've edited the post to what I should have originally said.
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