PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

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miniman

25,146 posts

264 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Troubleatmill said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

After 2 or 3 years of playing Santa I think I’ll duck out for 2021 and let one of you reprobates harvest everyone’s data instead hehe

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A damned good shift Capt'n.

Well done.
Hear hear, thanks again for organising, was good fun thumbup

thundercolo

73 posts

174 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

After 2 or 3 years of playing Santa I think I’ll duck out for 2021 and let one of you reprobates harvest everyone’s data instead hehe

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Thanks for organising this funny mess Captain! It was an honor serving (presents) under your command

The Rotrex Kid

30,482 posts

162 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Oh Captain! My captain!

oldbanger

4,316 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Did everyone get their gifts this year?

Tyre Tread

10,542 posts

218 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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oldbanger said:
Did everyone get their gifts this year?
Wiki suggests that yes, they did.

A big thank you to the Captain from me too.

The Rotrex Kid

30,482 posts

162 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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I’m still waiting on half of it I believe!

alorotom

11,968 posts

189 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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oldbanger said:
Did everyone get their gifts this year?
I don’t think my victims has been received yet.

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

Benni

Is there anybody at home? Have you been ahem, locked up?

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Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,231 posts

196 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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I’m not aware of any victims with nothing ‘in train’.

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DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Thanks for your splendid efforts, Captain. Hopefully someone equally as enthusiastic will pick up the reins next year.

On another note, it looks like there are still a few recipients outstanding on the reveals. Let's have 'em, chaps!

Xaero

4,060 posts

217 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Thanks for your efforts Captain, a great run smile

I'd love to take the reins as Santa but in reality won't have the time to do a good job, so will leave it to someone else.

vixen1700

23,201 posts

272 months

Tuesday 29th December 2020
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

After 2 or 3 years of playing Santa I think I’ll duck out for 2021 and let one of you reprobates harvest everyone’s data instead hehe

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas
Thanks for your great efforts! beer

geeks

9,243 posts

141 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Good work again this year Captain o7

I could make a return to running PHSS next year if needed.

BertieWooster

3,319 posts

166 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
These seductive beauties:



Isn’t my wife a lucky lady rofl
I think you need to post up a photo of you sporting those biggrin

troc

3,790 posts

177 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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BertieWooster said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
These seductive beauties:



Isn’t my wife a lucky lady rofl
I think you need to post up a photo of you sporting those biggrin
No. No he doesn’t. Please god. No.

andburg

7,371 posts

171 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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troc said:
BertieWooster said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
These seductive beauties:



Isn’t my wife a lucky lady rofl
I think you need to post up a photo of you sporting those biggrin
No. No he doesn’t. Please god. No.
This.

Benni

3,518 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Locked down but not locked up, left my box at work where it was delivered....stoopid me...

but was allowed to leave early today.

THANK YOU to my SS, the box was full of nice surprises ( I forgot to take pix with the items wrapped )


Here we go, parcel full of presents, and no dildo showed its....head....so far.


a note from my PHSS, hope you had restful holidays, thanks again.


sweets...ohh yes...never wasted on me, how did you find that out ?


Very british alternative to Red Bull, last time I had that when I raided TESCO on my way to Santa Pod,
I put this in the freezer as it has to be cold.


What would Christmas be without a random pair of socks, in my favourite color, and fitting size.


Hmm, before I put the socks on I shall do a StinkFoot attack, with M&S soap, will do.


....But HEY, what´s that on the socky underside ? The message could not be clearer, hope this passes the PH filters.


Aaaand it gets saucier and saucier, soft steel cuffs are better suited for german girls ( they tend to rip the gaffa tape )
and three johnnies, one with fruity flavor, should I ever need to triple pack....makes it look bigger, yes ?


Talking about size....they used to be bigger, I have read on PH, also......see paragraph above.


Instead of the "cigarette after", I can enjoy something very british again, Tea Cakes...........Hmmmm,
started with these and can confirm they are splendid, like german "choko kisses" with cookie base, Yum Yum.

All in all, very good, now I just need Shutdown to end to meet end entertain the future Mrs. Benni,
but even if I stay single, a sock might come in handy if PH is correct.

Thanks again to my SS, and to the Captain, sorry for the slight delay.

eltax91

9,913 posts

208 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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eltax91 said:
Well played Santa! clap

The cappo was brilliantly researched, it’s inspired me to stop messing and get to learning! Thanks

Oh santa. Ok m so very sorry. I just found my 3rd gift when taking the tree down, it was hiding along the ‘snow’ hehe

Best one of the lot! Cheers

bristolbaron

4,883 posts

214 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

After 2 or 3 years of playing Santa I think I’ll duck out for 2021 and let one of you reprobates harvest everyone’s data instead hehe

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas
Thank you for your service! Long live the Captain!

Rushjob

1,875 posts

260 months

Wednesday 30th December 2020
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Merci mon Capitaine et Bon Fin d'Année beerbeer