Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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hairy v

1,224 posts

146 months

Thursday 4th April
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epom

11,747 posts

163 months

Thursday 4th April
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hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile

Steamer

13,905 posts

215 months

Thursday 4th April
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epom said:
hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile
Jebus H - as if Ball sacks werent a bad enough design... that has got to have a huge risk of twisting and cutting off circulation, not to mention making it a massive target for predators.

stemll

4,148 posts

202 months

Thursday 4th April
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Steamer said:
epom said:
hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile
Jebus H - as if Ball sacks werent a bad enough design... that has got to have a huge risk of twisting and cutting off circulation, not to mention making it a massive target for predators.
It might if it wasn't an alteration of:

Aristotle recorded that the embryo of a dogfish was attached by a cord to something like a mammalian placenta, in fact a yolk sac.

Astacus

3,417 posts

236 months

Friday 5th April
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stemll said:
Steamer said:
epom said:
hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile
Jebus H - as if Ball sacks werent a bad enough design... that has got to have a huge risk of twisting and cutting off circulation, not to mention making it a massive target for predators.
It might if it wasn't an alteration of:

Aristotle recorded that the embryo of a dogfish was attached by a cord to something like a mammalian placenta, in fact a yolk sac.
Point of order: dog fish embryos develop inside a leathery sack called a mermaids purse. He’s not swimming about with a pseudo bk dangling from him

ShredderXLE

549 posts

161 months

Friday 5th April
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Mermaids purse

hehe

glenrobbo

35,560 posts

152 months

Friday 5th April
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ShredderXLE said:
Mermaids purse

hehe
Yes. The opposite of a Dugong's dong. biggrin

eldar

21,937 posts

198 months

Friday 5th April
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generationx

6,978 posts

107 months

Friday 5th April
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WTF


stemll

4,148 posts

202 months

Friday 5th April
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Astacus said:
stemll said:
Steamer said:
epom said:
hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile
Jebus H - as if Ball sacks werent a bad enough design... that has got to have a huge risk of twisting and cutting off circulation, not to mention making it a massive target for predators.
It might if it wasn't an alteration of:

Aristotle recorded that the embryo of a dogfish was attached by a cord to something like a mammalian placenta, in fact a yolk sac.
Point of order: dog fish embryos develop inside a leathery sack called a mermaids purse. He’s not swimming about with a pseudo bk dangling from him
I didn't suggest it was swimming around like that.

Sticks.

8,867 posts

253 months

Friday 5th April
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generationx said:
WTF

It's a thing.

My local pub has a table where you leave surplus plants you've grown and they're sold for charity. I've sown some of these for it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255269359193?var=555253...




geeks

9,269 posts

141 months

Friday 5th April
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Sticks. said:
generationx said:
WTF

It's a thing.

My local pub has a table where you leave surplus plants you've grown and they're sold for charity. I've sown some of these for it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255269359193?var=555253...

Peter Piper picked a peck of purple pickled peckers

motco

16,029 posts

248 months

Friday 5th April
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glenrobbo said:
ShredderXLE said:
Mermaids purse

hehe
Yes. The opposite of a Dugong's dong. biggrin
Related to Maidenhead Thicket?

Magnum 475

3,572 posts

134 months

Friday 5th April
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eldar said:
Blists Hill?

I don't think I'll be asking my shoe maker for Cock though.

ApOrbital

10,027 posts

120 months

Friday 5th April
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MartG said:
I've heard pf plane spotting, but...

Can one have a parrot please as i aint got a clue.

Silverage

2,061 posts

132 months

Friday 5th April
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ApOrbital said:
Can one have a parrot please as i aint got a clue.
I was stumped too. I’ve just looked again and I can see the plane’s registration letters are D-ACNE

stemll

4,148 posts

202 months

Friday 5th April
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ApOrbital said:
MartG said:
I've heard pf plane spotting, but...

Can one have a parrot please as i aint got a clue.
The registration...

Astacus

3,417 posts

236 months

Friday 5th April
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stemll said:
Astacus said:
stemll said:
Steamer said:
epom said:
hairy v said:
Sent it to the missus. Every single word in that is vile was her response smile
Jebus H - as if Ball sacks werent a bad enough design... that has got to have a huge risk of twisting and cutting off circulation, not to mention making it a massive target for predators.
It might if it wasn't an alteration of:

Aristotle recorded that the embryo of a dogfish was attached by a cord to something like a mammalian placenta, in fact a yolk sac.
Point of order: dog fish embryos develop inside a leathery sack called a mermaids purse. He’s not swimming about with a pseudo bk dangling from him
I didn't suggest it was swimming around like that.
No, just an opportunity for me to be juvenile and use the term pseudo bk biggrin

Squishey

568 posts

130 months

Friday 5th April
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Archaeologists discover 'remarkable' Roman villa complex at UK housing development site


WarrenB

2,474 posts

120 months

Friday 5th April
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Popular in Japan, apparently. They like it XX hard.