Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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PixelpeepS3 said:
Butter Face said:
I think I saw the same car, looked quite small though and was painted a weird combination of Arancio Borealis with pink dots!
Yes, It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot lamb bikini.
Too far?
never!Yes, It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot lamb bikini.
Too far?
Yes; It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot lamb bikini.
That she wore for the first time today.
An iitsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot lamb bikini.
So in the locker she wanted to stay.
Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!
Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
Vipers said:
Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
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