Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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Fermit

13,133 posts

102 months

Monday 8th April
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Milkyway said:
Nope, what am I missing?

Still Mulling

12,633 posts

179 months

Monday 8th April
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Passenger airbags.

Onelastattempt

401 posts

49 months

Monday 8th April
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If your pillion does not have built in " airbags " just get one of these.
https://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&...

vikingaero

10,535 posts

171 months

Monday 8th April
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Still Mulling said:
WarrenB said:
Popular in Japan, apparently. They like it XX hard.

Water type? Do they keep it hard in order to poke 'im on?
In prisons the inmates use jars of peanut butter for the real feel - I presume the smooth variety, although some may prefer the nutty version.

DodgyGeezer

40,772 posts

192 months

Monday 8th April
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QuickQuack

2,276 posts

103 months

Monday 8th April
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Demonstration of the intelligence of the average ice hockey player (says a figure skater...)



anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 8th April
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QuickQuack said:
Demonstration of the intelligence of the average ice hockey player (says a figure skater...)

claphehe

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 8th April
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MartG

20,735 posts

206 months

Monday 8th April
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I read a great anecdote from an RAF Tornado pilot in a book called “Out of the Blue”

As well as the RAF, the German and Italian air forces also flew the Tornado and they were all at a NATO practice bombing range in Sicily. For reasons of interoperability they regularly swapped crews, so on one mission our narrator had a German navigator in the back seat.

They were cleared for the final run in on a bombing approach and suddenly out of nowhere an Italian Tornado popped up in front of them making his own run and the RAF jet had to make a violent evasive manoeuvre to avoid a mid air collision.

When things had settled down a little, the German navigator retorted - "fking Italians, next time you can have them on your side!"
Who said the Germans don’t have a sense of humour about WW2.

captain_cynic

12,331 posts

97 months

Monday 8th April
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pocketspring said:
rofl

DodgyGeezer

40,772 posts

192 months

Monday 8th April
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NoddyonNitrous

2,135 posts

234 months

Monday 8th April
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Prak

728 posts

220 months

Tuesday 9th April
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NoddyonNitrous said:
Ah good ole Kev fits right into this thread


Milkyway

9,550 posts

55 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Not sure if I'd want to have these guys repair my car...

BenS94

2,021 posts

26 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Milkyway said:
Not sure if I'd want to have these guys repair my car...
"Heres one I repaired earlier"

Yes, very nice, but it's not minebiglaugh

Mammasaid

3,932 posts

99 months

Tuesday 9th April
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BenS94 said:
Milkyway said:
Not sure if I'd want to have these guys repair my car...
"Heres one I repaired earlier"

Yes, very nice, but it's not minebiglaugh
Just check for liberal use of sticky backed plastic biggrin

ajprice

27,783 posts

198 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Mammasaid said:
BenS94 said:
Milkyway said:
Not sure if I'd want to have these guys repair my car...
"Heres one I repaired earlier"

Yes, very nice, but it's not minebiglaugh
Just check for liberal use of sticky backed plastic biggrin
They fit a Fairy liquid bottle for the screen wash hehe

Milkyway

9,550 posts

55 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Bodywork repaired with newspaper & PVA glue.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 9th April
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Did some naughty kids jump the fence and smash up the back yard?

Starfighter

4,950 posts

180 months

Tuesday 9th April
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pocketspring said:
Did some naughty kids jump the fence and smash up the back yard?
That was Gene Hunt

https://youtu.be/PpiPEWDwK_Q?si=l-X7b0iLWRjlr_VM