Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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NoddyonNitrous

2,135 posts

234 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....


nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.

HTP99

22,708 posts

142 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!

Baron Greenback

7,033 posts

152 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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HTP99 said:
nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!
Shetland mini horse I hope not a big shire horse.

NoddyonNitrous

2,135 posts

234 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Giving or receiving?

Sticks.

8,841 posts

253 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Baron Greenback said:
HTP99 said:
nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!
Shetland mini horse I hope not a big shire horse.
Perhaps someone put him up to it.

Tyre Tread

10,542 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Sticks. said:
Baron Greenback said:
HTP99 said:
nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!
Shetland mini horse I hope not a big shire horse.
Perhaps someone put him up to it.
They got caught, that's the mane thing and will have a tail or two to tell their cell mates under (fet)lock and key. I bet they'll have nightmares about it and trot their stories out endlessly with unbridled enthusiasm.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Sticks. said:
Baron Greenback said:
HTP99 said:
nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!
Shetland mini horse I hope not a big shire horse.
Perhaps someone put him up to it.
Time to rein him in.

Gretchen

19,065 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Not me but my other half. Down the marina on his boat last night I got all upset and asked him to remove this dead duckling from the water



He gave me a look with tears in his eyes, tears of laughter, and said “Do you mean that Banana skin?”. Of course we witnessed several mating pairs of Bananas and lots of Flying Bananas for the rest of the night rolleyesboxedin


SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

Bloke must be hung like a donkey.

irocfan

40,801 posts

192 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Gretchen said:
Not me but my other half. Down the marina on his boat last night I got all upset and asked him to remove this dead duckling from the water



He gave me a look with tears in his eyes, tears of laughter, and said “Do you mean that Banana skin?”. Of course we witnessed several mating pairs of Bananas and lots of Flying Bananas for the rest of the night rolleyesboxedin
sorry Gretchen, had me and Mrs Iroc in tears too rofl

rodericb

6,823 posts

128 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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nonsequitur said:
Sticks. said:
Baron Greenback said:
HTP99 said:
nonsequitur said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Not sure if it's for here or the Council thread.....

That's a bit weird.
Only a bit?!
Shetland mini horse I hope not a big shire horse.
Perhaps someone put him up to it.
Time to rein him in.
All he wanted was a stable relationship.

Hub

6,454 posts

200 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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The free 'Wessex Water' magazine which came through the door has a poo mascot character called 'Plop', and a recipe to make edible poo. I don't know whether it is hilarious or more at the WTF end of the scale. Howdy Ho!



"you may want to leave if soft and squidgy or you can put it in the freezer for a couple of hours so it's firmer".

21st Century Man

41,084 posts

250 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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Hub said:
a recipe to make edible poo.
My wife has that recipe.

MartG

20,743 posts

206 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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Saleen836

11,162 posts

211 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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Gretchen said:
Not me but my other half. Down the marina on his boat last night I got all upset and asked him to remove this dead duckling from the water



He gave me a look with tears in his eyes, tears of laughter, and said “Do you mean that Banana skin?”. Of course we witnessed several mating pairs of Bananas and lots of Flying Bananas for the rest of the night rolleyesboxedin
In other water-based news, it seems that foxes have all the swimming skills of a banana skin too



alorotom

11,978 posts

189 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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V8mate said:
In other water-based news, it seems that foxes have all the swimming skills of a banana skin too


A dead fox made you snigger??!

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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alorotom said:
A dead fox made you snigger??!
In fairness it's funnier than most of the puns.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Saturday 24th April 2021
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SCEtoAUX said:
alorotom said:
A dead fox made you snigger??!
In fairness it's funnier than most of the puns.
Agree. So we will brush that one under the carpet.