PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition
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Eltax91
Santa has interrogated his lead elf regarding the status of your package, and is pleased to inform you that, if the sled tracker is to be believed, it is currently heading round the M25 towards you.
The outside packaging should make it fairly clear that it is intended for you.
Santa
Bertie Wooster
Santa has posted your present by air mail and it should be with you in around 6 working days according to the local PO.
Bertie - your SS has also had to remortgage for postage
The Rotrex Kid said:
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Bear-n said:
Brilliant.Although - Is there a movie reference or something else to this that I am missing?
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
W1bbles
There is a little something on its way to your house now. It has a very long journey so I have packaged it extra carefully so as not to cause any damage to the contents. Please exercise caution when opening though, we wouldn’t want any bloodshed through improper use of tools.
You can open it up whenever it gets to you, this is but an amuse-bouche before the final prezzie is moulded, plasti-coated and sanitised.
thetapeworm
The elves driving the van for the internet delivery people have delayed santa's jumbotron 3000 order, something about it being too large for his postage slot. Santa has been assured it will be here soon, at which point it'll be dipped in chilli, rewrapped and sent.
THis delay has given santa more research time and santa wishes he still worked for the makers of Admin Studio, since he might have actually made some commission for once had he got friendly with you.
Take care for now and watch for an imminent arrival. Santa will get the captain to let you know when it's actually posted
Cheers for the formatting
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