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Ambiwlans, definitely....ambiwlans

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Who asked you, snotforbrains...?

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bum bum bum

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I'll bloody bump you, me lad...

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james_tigerwoods said:

Give me a cattle prod on the other hand....

Never mind the other hand, I'll give you a cattle prod up the arse if there's any more of this tomfoolery...

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Swine...

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Angelus said:

Shaw Tarse said:

TEXTING for MBU

The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more matured.....

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In!

FOYC...

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Angelus said:

mybrainhurts said:

FOYC...

Are these the people who look after you? FOYC.co.uk. Very safe for work link.

You calling me a paedo...?

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FOYC...

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Yoof Full Chav said:

the silly old fart

Oi..that's my line, you monkey brained, bow legged, spotty, festering, scabby, armless young dwarf on a bike...

Now, away with you and mind the sheep doesn't bite...

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Just got back from a 350 mile drive, and what do I find..?

More of this bally humbug...bah

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Sheedap....

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May you all develop scabs and plunge into a vat of festering pus...

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Quarter to one...

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Dammit, busted...did somebody mention the war?

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Balmoral Green said:

mybrainhurts said:

Sheepdip....

That's what happens if you drink it by the pint.

Don't you start....

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FOYBC...

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Good evening...now go away and squeeze your spots