Idiotic Neighbour!
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Driller said:
Place single ice cube with depression facing up in container.
Pour in oil.
Leave on table with another ice cube to melt slightly.
Place second ice cube on top of first with the oil and place the whole thing in the freezer with some of those sausages.
This. ^^ Pour in oil.
Leave on table with another ice cube to melt slightly.
Place second ice cube on top of first with the oil and place the whole thing in the freezer with some of those sausages.
It has to be fairly simple, and they need to be reasonably large, maybe 10cc, and you need about two dozen, one to throw each day he moves his vehicle, to give convincing coverage.
Of course, after a week or two of this, you need to make some 'brake fluid ice bombs' too.
After a few garage visits you could move onto some 'rad coolant anti freeze ice bombs', but that might be harder.......
Rostfritt said:
I used to have a neighbour who complained about me starting my car at 5:45 in the morning and waking her up. She asked if I could leave later, well not if I wanted to be in work on time. After that it needed a bit of time to warm up. Didn't want to make too much noise as there are other neighbours who also had jobs.
When we lived in the UK I was heading off to a hot rod rally at 6am one Sunday. I carefully opened the garage and started to roll my hot rod down the drive and out into the street, to save waking everybody up, and there was my neighbour pushing his race-pipe equipped Ducati down the drive and out into the street too. 
Okay. I believe myself to be the kindest, most generous hearted person I know. I would go out of my way to help anyone, in need, except "Stuart" the bloke across the road, who used to glare at my wife, when and deliberately gets as close to her car, when pulling out of his drive way.
I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
New POD said:
Okay. I believe myself to be the kindest, most generous hearted person I know. I would go out of my way to help anyone, in need, except "Stuart" the bloke across the road, who used to glare at my wife, when and deliberately gets as close to her car, when pulling out of his drive way.
I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
No I haven't. I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
Stuartggray said:
New POD said:
Okay. I believe myself to be the kindest, most generous hearted person I know. I would go out of my way to help anyone, in need, except "Stuart" the bloke across the road, who used to glare at my wife, when and deliberately gets as close to her car, when pulling out of his drive way.
I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
No I haven't. I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
Stuartggray said:
New POD said:
Okay. I believe myself to be the kindest, most generous hearted person I know. I would go out of my way to help anyone, in need, except "Stuart" the bloke across the road, who used to glare at my wife, when and deliberately gets as close to her car, when pulling out of his drive way.
I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
No I haven't. I went over one day, and during our 'light hearted discussion' I may have mentioned "Danny" a bloke who once offered to 'break anyone's legs' for me, after I did him a small favour at work. He's stopped glaring.
OP Here
He called the police out again tonight, I don't quite know what for exactly but I do know that earlier there was a child cycling in the road for about 20mins outside his house, so I'm guessing it's that. I shall await the arrival of a Community Support officer tomorrow morning to discuss the latest Faction of Hells Angels that have descended upon the street.
He called the police out again tonight, I don't quite know what for exactly but I do know that earlier there was a child cycling in the road for about 20mins outside his house, so I'm guessing it's that. I shall await the arrival of a Community Support officer tomorrow morning to discuss the latest Faction of Hells Angels that have descended upon the street.
Salgar said:
Any news here?
Did you know this thread turns up as the top result on Google for "Hammer frozen sausages". I was hoping it would take me to the source of this pistonheads meme. I really want to try it now!
Check out page 4 of this thread for the source.Did you know this thread turns up as the top result on Google for "Hammer frozen sausages". I was hoping it would take me to the source of this pistonheads meme. I really want to try it now!
I think a charity car wash in your street would be awesome. Get the neighbours involved. Who's going to complain, it's for Charity after all.
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