So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

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thetapeworm

11,441 posts

241 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Monkeylegend said:
thetapeworm said:
I'm shocked it's gone this far without anyone suggesting they would make sweet love to anything and everything left in order to try and repopulate the planet a little bit or suss out how to make humans in a lab and create an army.
I am shocked you haven't read all the thread before posting wink
I ignored the comments that still thought there were female humans to find despite it clearly saying you are the last person on earth wink


cirian75

4,270 posts

235 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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AaronA10

14 posts

146 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Cotty said:
DannyScene said:
Errrm, ram the gates?
They are a bit more solid than you think.
Obtain a tank from an army base, fire at doors and then enter, job done.

thetapeworm

11,441 posts

241 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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AaronA10 said:
Obtain a tank from an army base, fire at doors and then enter, job done.
Keys on top of the sun visor?

qube_TA

8,402 posts

247 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Would start looking for somewhere with solar panels as the power would go off, and the water.

If I could sort out a water supply and power I'd be OK to mooch about a bit robbing stuff. I had a helicopter flying lesson once so I'd put that to good use and try to get to somewhere with better weather.


Adenauer

18,592 posts

238 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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If you were the only one still alive but the corpse of Liz Hurley was still fresh and just around the corner, would you? paperbag

Jinx

11,457 posts

262 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Pop down the local fertility clinic and ensure the egg and sperm freezers are adequately powered. Rapidly improve my knowledge of genetics, cloning and primate research. Attempt to re-create human race via test-tube and primate surrogacy. As the last person the responsibility of the entire human species would weigh heavily on my shoulders.

KaraK

13,213 posts

211 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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DannyScene said:
Watchman said:
DannyScene said:
evenflow said:
For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?
Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?
Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".
Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through
Easily.. or break into a train and drive that through? Or just steal a boat, take that over and acquire a car in Calais?

Adenauer

18,592 posts

238 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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I just said that out loud didn't I?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Adenauer said:
I just said that out loud didn't I?
You did. Did you edit your post to change Angela Merkel to Liz Hurley?

dazwalsh

6,098 posts

143 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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I would head towards an air base and have muchos fun with tanks and planes and bombs.

Fearing i would go insane quite quickly i would stage imaginary wars and be the unlikely hero in my scenarios, jumping in a eurofighter to take out the evil Mr. bd who lives in big ben and what not.


I have done enough time on flight simulator and battelfield to work all manner of military equipment of course



Edited by dazwalsh on Thursday 7th January 11:06

Pommygranite

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14,286 posts

218 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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KaraK said:
DannyScene said:
Watchman said:
DannyScene said:
evenflow said:
For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?
Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?
Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".
Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through
Easily.. or break into a train and drive that through? Or just steal a boat, take that over and acquire a car in Calais?
How hard would it be to drive through the train tunnels on a moped?


Oscarmac

343 posts

171 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
KaraK said:
DannyScene said:
Watchman said:
DannyScene said:
evenflow said:
For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?
Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?
Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".
Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through
Easily.. or break into a train and drive that through? Or just steal a boat, take that over and acquire a car in Calais?
How hard would it be to drive through the train tunnels on a moped?
Didn't a migrant manage to walk the length of the tunnel sometime last year?

Oakey

27,621 posts

218 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Anyone who has played Everyones Gone to the Rapture knows how quickly this gets depressing!

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Go to a power station and have a play.

phil1979

3,573 posts

217 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
How hard would it be to drive through the train tunnels on a moped?

Adenauer

18,592 posts

238 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Adenauer said:
I just said that out loud didn't I?
You did. Did you edit your post to change Angela Merkel to Liz Hurley?
Would it have mattered? cloud9

Timmy40

12,915 posts

200 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
You're absolutely fine, no zombies, no apocalypse just everyone's disappeared. The whole country/world is yours to do with as you wish.

What do you do?
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.

Pommygranite

Original Poster:

14,286 posts

218 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Timmy40 said:
Pommygranite said:
You're absolutely fine, no zombies, no apocalypse just everyone's disappeared. The whole country/world is yours to do with as you wish.

What do you do?
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.
Yes Timmy40 from Wales there would be sheep.


Cotty

39,754 posts

286 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Timmy40 said:
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.
Knock up some mint sauce and it doesn't seem so bad.