Girls/women writing kisses in cards
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Nah you don't want any half measures, women like a man who is fully committed so you need to go all in.
Take some pics of you using the hoover as a sex toy then post them through her letterbox with a small note saying "Thanks for lending me your hoover, perhaps next time we can hoover together? XX"
I reckon that should do the trick.
Take some pics of you using the hoover as a sex toy then post them through her letterbox with a small note saying "Thanks for lending me your hoover, perhaps next time we can hoover together? XX"
I reckon that should do the trick.
OP, you need to pick up on the subtle signals she's sending you using domestic vacuuming cleaning devices:
Dyson: I'm a posh bird (we all know they're dirty)
Hoover: I'm straight
Vax: this thing has powerful suction… take the hint
Henry: are you bi 'cos I've got a male friend who likes the look of you… fancy a threesome?
Not forgetting the wild card:
Karcher pressure washer: I'm very, very dirty
Dyson: I'm a posh bird (we all know they're dirty)
Hoover: I'm straight
Vax: this thing has powerful suction… take the hint
Henry: are you bi 'cos I've got a male friend who likes the look of you… fancy a threesome?
Not forgetting the wild card:
Karcher pressure washer: I'm very, very dirty
All that jazz said:
I've just got home from Norwich to discover she's left a vacuum cleaner on my doormat
. No communication about it, it's just there. ![confused](/inc/images/confused.gif)
If there's no communication, how could you possibly know it's from her?![confused](/inc/images/confused.gif)
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I'm all for these made up stories on PH, but they do need to at least be vaguely believable.
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