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suthol said:
Vandenberg said:
1. Go to drs with eldest kid
2. Tell Dr that kid is hyper (give child a can of cheap fizzy pop, 15 mins before appt time)
3. Leave with script for Ritalin
4. Spike Wife with Ritalin
5. Four weeks later you will have a exceptionally clean house, a skinny wife worthy of impregnating againwith the look of an emaciated and slightly paranoid meerkat
6. Once third child has been hatched, repeat from stage 1.
I literally have tears running down my cheeks, 2. Tell Dr that kid is hyper (give child a can of cheap fizzy pop, 15 mins before appt time)
3. Leave with script for Ritalin
4. Spike Wife with Ritalin
5. Four weeks later you will have a exceptionally clean house, a skinny wife worthy of impregnating againwith the look of an emaciated and slightly paranoid meerkat
6. Once third child has been hatched, repeat from stage 1.
N-TY4C said:
If your wife is black don’t worry OP. She will notice the sex is now crap. She probably always thought sex with you (white guy average member) was crap anyway but compromised for gorgeous mixed kids and nice life.
You stop sex with her that’s fine OP, because she will have a black boy you will never know about tapping that booty very efficiently. She will dedicate herself to you and the children. She will stop asking you for sex. She may even kick you out and stay in the house you will pay for until kids are 18.
What’s really brilliant is because you are white, you feel superior to her and you think you are very smart, you think you are much smarter than her, so you will never ever see her coming. She is letting you think you are smart. She has her kids, her house and your income she is fine - good for her.
She is a black girl she will move on sexually with someone who will love her curves. Watch this space guys. Watch this space. The OP will get what’s coming to him.
You are the BBW Black wife.You stop sex with her that’s fine OP, because she will have a black boy you will never know about tapping that booty very efficiently. She will dedicate herself to you and the children. She will stop asking you for sex. She may even kick you out and stay in the house you will pay for until kids are 18.
What’s really brilliant is because you are white, you feel superior to her and you think you are very smart, you think you are much smarter than her, so you will never ever see her coming. She is letting you think you are smart. She has her kids, her house and your income she is fine - good for her.
She is a black girl she will move on sexually with someone who will love her curves. Watch this space guys. Watch this space. The OP will get what’s coming to him.
Edited by N-TY4C on Saturday 14th April 00:12
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jako1 said:
Welshbeef said:
With 2 young kids yea good luck with that.
Mornings are a mad rush just to get them ready for school evenings are feeding them bathtime stories and hen only when they are finally asleep can you then do some chores and make your own evening meal.
Correct.
“Go to the gym together” spoken by someone who clearly doesn’t have kids (or has an au pair)
Go to a decent gym which has kids classes, and go together.Mornings are a mad rush just to get them ready for school evenings are feeding them bathtime stories and hen only when they are finally asleep can you then do some chores and make your own evening meal.
Correct.
“Go to the gym together” spoken by someone who clearly doesn’t have kids (or has an au pair)
If they're too young, then man up and look after your family, you look s
t and so does she, difference is she's had 2 kids.When can you go to the gym without leaving them with one partner or the other?
Bedtime is 6pm and can take hours
Morning they are likely up by 5am and will wake a few times if not more during the night.
Just interested in how you think that’s doable? Without of course spending even more time away from either the partner or the kids given OP doesn’t see them for 6-8 sweets at a time.
Robertj21a said:
Welshbeef said:
MODS this is a vile thread a abhorrent opening post
Can this be locked
??? - what, get a post locked for using free speech ?Can this be locked
I think you forget this forum is owned by Haymarket and diversity and anything which might be borderline isn’t worth the risk or not eliminating
Welshbeef said:
Ok so any thread can be started no matter how derogatory or racist or whatever even lies can be started and not closed.
I think you forget this forum is owned by Haymarket and diversity and anything which might be borderline isn’t worth the risk or not eliminating
Not sure what on earth is 'borderline' ?I think you forget this forum is owned by Haymarket and diversity and anything which might be borderline isn’t worth the risk or not eliminating
Racism would be a totally different issue but this is free speech.
ST Ford said:
Totally see we’re OP is coming from I myself just find fat women a massive turn off no matter how pretty they are when they have got rolls of fat and massive cellulite ridden legs with a saggy bum it disgusts me. I personally only like size 12 and under and especially like women who go the gym so they are toned.
There seems to have been a massive rise in big women in the Uk over the last few years who just live off a diet of junk food and alcohol but still think they are a 10/10 stunner because they post a duck face selfie from the neck up on Facebook and get loads of fake comments telling them they are gorgeous.
Mumsnet is full of moaning middle aged women who since marriage and kids have become lazy and piled on the weight yet moan when there sex life is gone or there husband has been browsing Adultwork.
Whilst this post is quite savage, there is a lot of truth in it.There seems to have been a massive rise in big women in the Uk over the last few years who just live off a diet of junk food and alcohol but still think they are a 10/10 stunner because they post a duck face selfie from the neck up on Facebook and get loads of fake comments telling them they are gorgeous.
Mumsnet is full of moaning middle aged women who since marriage and kids have become lazy and piled on the weight yet moan when there sex life is gone or there husband has been browsing Adultwork.
There has been a massive rise in female obesity in the UK, and British women are now officially the fattest group of people in the whole of Europe.
1 in 4 of all British women are now obese.
Worse than that is, for the first time 1 in 4 young women (aged 18-24) are so obese that their health is suffering.
He is also right about 'big girls' becoming socially acceptable. As long as they can cover themselves in makeup and take profile photos from bizarre angles so you can't see how fat they are, it's all fine apparently.
You only have to walk round a university campus or student area these days to see how serious the problem is. All you will see is fat young girls waddling about with very slim boyfriends.
It's a very sad state of affairs, and I say that from a health point of view.
Lord Marylebone said:
Whilst this post is quite savage, there is a lot of truth in it.
There has been a massive rise in female obesity in the UK, and British women are now officially the fattest group of people in the whole of Europe.
1 in 4 of all British women are now obese.
Worse than that is, for the first time 1 in 4 young women (aged 18-24) are so obese that their health is suffering.
He is also right about 'big girls' becoming socially acceptable. As long as they can cover themselves in makeup and take profile photos from bizarre angles so you can't see how fat they are, it's all fine apparently.
You only have to walk round a university campus or student area these days to see how serious the problem is. All you will see is fat young girls waddling about with very slim boyfriends.
It's a very sad state of affairs, and I say that from a health point of view.
I noticed the same on a visit to the Trafford Centre the other week. Lots of very large young women, often with skinny boyfriends. -And quite a few large young women with their slimmer mothers.There has been a massive rise in female obesity in the UK, and British women are now officially the fattest group of people in the whole of Europe.
1 in 4 of all British women are now obese.
Worse than that is, for the first time 1 in 4 young women (aged 18-24) are so obese that their health is suffering.
He is also right about 'big girls' becoming socially acceptable. As long as they can cover themselves in makeup and take profile photos from bizarre angles so you can't see how fat they are, it's all fine apparently.
You only have to walk round a university campus or student area these days to see how serious the problem is. All you will see is fat young girls waddling about with very slim boyfriends.
It's a very sad state of affairs, and I say that from a health point of view.
There are a lot of very chubby young blokes too. I look at men of my age (40) and many/most have a gut, even the otherwise skinnier ones.
From a Wildlife on One perspective, I suspect that there isn't a lot of choice for these lads. There must be massive competition for the slim, fit ones.
Obesity has been normalised.
Given the number of middle aged people on mobility scooters now, what will it be like in 20 years' time?
Edited by MC Bodge on Saturday 14th April 10:26
Lord Marylebone said:
ST Ford said:
Totally see we’re OP is coming from I myself just find fat women a massive turn off no matter how pretty they are when they have got rolls of fat and massive cellulite ridden legs with a saggy bum it disgusts me. I personally only like size 12 and under and especially like women who go the gym so they are toned.
There seems to have been a massive rise in big women in the Uk over the last few years who just live off a diet of junk food and alcohol but still think they are a 10/10 stunner because they post a duck face selfie from the neck up on Facebook and get loads of fake comments telling them they are gorgeous.
Mumsnet is full of moaning middle aged women who since marriage and kids have become lazy and piled on the weight yet moan when there sex life is gone or there husband has been browsing Adultwork.
Whilst this post is quite savage, there is a lot of truth in it.There seems to have been a massive rise in big women in the Uk over the last few years who just live off a diet of junk food and alcohol but still think they are a 10/10 stunner because they post a duck face selfie from the neck up on Facebook and get loads of fake comments telling them they are gorgeous.
Mumsnet is full of moaning middle aged women who since marriage and kids have become lazy and piled on the weight yet moan when there sex life is gone or there husband has been browsing Adultwork.
There has been a massive rise in female obesity in the UK, and British women are now officially the fattest group of people in the whole of Europe.
1 in 4 of all British women are now obese.
Worse than that is, for the first time 1 in 4 young women (aged 18-24) are so obese that their health is suffering.
He is also right about 'big girls' becoming socially acceptable. As long as they can cover themselves in makeup and take profile photos from bizarre angles so you can't see how fat they are, it's all fine apparently.
You only have to walk round a university campus or student area these days to see how serious the problem is. All you will see is fat young girls waddling about with very slim boyfriends.
It's a very sad state of affairs, and I say that from a health point of view.
The weight creeps on over time, it is hard to keep it off, especially for those who work full time and have kids, finding time to exercise is difficult.
We put loads on but have largely lost it, got time now the kids are older, missus as at Pilates right now, she has done fantasticically well, she works very hard at it.
We were never super massive, must be so hard when you get that big, feels like there is no way back, but there always is.
stargazer30 said:
Not sure if serious but...
Guy nutrition and dieting just doesn’t compute with girls. Get her onto weight watchers. The support of the other larger ladies will be enough to keep her on plan.
Which is basically why women who are large stay large. WW generates the bulk of its revenue via repeat business. IE it sells failure. It is merely one of the many corporate enterprises that exists to milk cows. Guy nutrition and dieting just doesn’t compute with girls. Get her onto weight watchers. The support of the other larger ladies will be enough to keep her on plan.
Large men find it easier to keep lost weight off because they will tend to naturally see it as a competition and one that requires a lifestyle change to win and once won that lifestyle change is in place and easy to keep. On the flip side, offering a solution without a change in lifestyle is simply snakeoil vending which is how the majority of female products are sold.
My wife is a 47 year old private trainer. Being slim is easy for her as firstly she enjoys exercise and secondly she genuinely likes rabbit food and all the stuff I consider to be garnish. She stopped accepting large women as clients years ago. My wife only wants to work with people who want to win and she realised that large women are large because they want to be and until they don’t want to be to the point of actually putting some effort in then they will stay as they are. If you’re born to be a weight gainer then only a bit of continuous effort will keep you at a lower weight. But continuous effort isn’t for people who like sitting down, eating biscuits and being sad about weighing more than they want to.
What’s interesting about the change in modern society is that this isn’t really a female issue any more now that men spend as much time shopping, looking in mirrors and applying beauty products. Being sad about not being arsed to keep weight off now effects both groups.
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