Neighbours smoking
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wow I remember when we used to live in a free country. As am ex smoker I must admit not a big fan of smokers and I apologise for the smell that I used to inflict on people but there is not much you can do about it, having a quiet word may help or petty revenge if it suits you. Generally when you are a smoker you can't see what the problem is as you can't smell it and people who moan about it are seen as whingers and are generally ignored.
I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
r1ot said:
wow I remember when we used to live in a free country. As am ex smoker I must admit not a big fan of smokers and I apologise for the smell that I used to inflict on people but there is not much you can do about it, having a quiet word may help or petty revenge if it suits you. Generally when you are a smoker you can't see what the problem is as you can't smell it and people who moan about it are seen as whingers and are generally ignored.
I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
my three eldest smoke..Its gross..............makes me feel sick. they all smoke in the garden....... not the house.I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
I can't abide it. I live in a first floor flat, its a nice place with three exterior walls, which at this time of year should be bliss as I have plenty windows through 270 degrees of my property. Unfortunately I can't ever open them as I live over what can only be described as a Bette Gilroy wannabee. Think permanent leopard print and sixty a day. I've never smoked, it disgusts me and whenever I open my windows all I can smell is her filth eminating from her flat. Never complained as its each to their own and if she can't smoke herself to death in her own home then where can she? Still don't like it though.
r1ot said:
I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
That's follow-her-home-for-revenge potential. Collect up about 100 and follow her home, then dump them through her front door.Smokers...
ShadownINja said:
r1ot said:
I was getting a bit pissed off recently with the amount of fag butts in my front garden and wondered where they were coming from until I was walking back from the bus stop behind a woman smoking away and she finished her fag just as she passed my house and my garden was a convenient ashtray. I asked her not to use my garden as a bin which she took offence at it and told me to stop being so petty as its just a fag butt.
Smokers...
That's follow-her-home-for-revenge potential. Collect up about 100 and follow her home, then dump them through her front door.Smokers...
Re-light them, then allow them to accompany a litre of petrol thru her letterbox. Sadly that won't work in my case, that would be the biggest case of cutting your nose of to spite your face ever!
oblivion said:
cazzer said:
I'm a smoker, but flicking yer fag dimps into someone elses garden is just antisocial.
There are grids every 20 yards or so.
Yeah, block up the drains from the get go instead of waiting for them to naturally wash from his garden.There are grids every 20 yards or so.
Fag butts do now wash naturally away. I smoke rollups, and they too hang around forever!
Disgusting that someone chooses to lob their fag end in your garden BTW. I'd have a stronger f
king word with the lady :angry:Edited by triggersbroom on Wednesday 1st July 00:26
This makes for good reading 
If I was his neighbour, I would get all my mates around who smoke, and have a smoking pary in my garden, just to piss this guy off, of course we will be civilised about it by wearing smoking jackets, and by smoking jackets I mean a jacket made of big fk off cigars, those ones that are really manky like they were rolled on the thigh of a dead donkey that had been festering in the sun for a week, of course the inside of the jacket would have to be lined with something that reflects the heat, so we dont burn ourselves.
Would also have to rig up some sort of airline system so the cigars stayed light, ooooh could even make a smoking cap, which would be a flat cap, with a st load of pipes on them.
That would fking rock, lets see how his fans sort that out, infact I would buy a knock off fan bigger than his, and push the smoke towards his house, and occasionally fart into the fan aswell, but it would have to be either a steak fart or pork farts, ones that start off really hot and violent but end on a mellow moist note, where you will have to check yourself afterwards, but even if you did poo yourself/follow through, you could be happy knowing that he was chewing on the smell you just created, and that he was actually smelling the inside of your arse
If I was his neighbour, I would get all my mates around who smoke, and have a smoking pary in my garden, just to piss this guy off, of course we will be civilised about it by wearing smoking jackets, and by smoking jackets I mean a jacket made of big f
k off cigars, those ones that are really manky like they were rolled on the thigh of a dead donkey that had been festering in the sun for a week, of course the inside of the jacket would have to be lined with something that reflects the heat, so we dont burn ourselves.Would also have to rig up some sort of airline system so the cigars stayed light, ooooh could even make a smoking cap, which would be a flat cap, with a s
t load of pipes on them.That would f
king rock, lets see how his fans sort that out, infact I would buy a knock off fan bigger than his, and push the smoke towards his house, and occasionally fart into the fan aswell, but it would have to be either a steak fart or pork farts, ones that start off really hot and violent but end on a mellow moist note, where you will have to check yourself afterwards, but even if you did poo yourself/follow through, you could be happy knowing that he was chewing on the smell you just created, and that he was actually smelling the inside of your arseoblivion said:
cazzer said:
I'm a smoker, but flicking yer fag dimps into someone elses garden is just antisocial.
There are grids every 20 yards or so.
Yeah, block up the drains from the get go instead of waiting for them to naturally wash from his garden.There are grids every 20 yards or so.
They must have a heavy habit to be able to block a drain with fag ends.
Christ, lighten up.
I think smokers sometimes fail to realise it's more than just a smell - it really is all pervading and makes everything stink. At this time of year when people have their windows open it can be really nasty - and if you're like me then it makes bad hayfever worse.
I used to live in a flat above smokers - in the summer the smoke drifted up and into our windows and made the place smell for quite a while afterwards. In the winter it used to come up through the floorboards!
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it.
One of my pet hates is sitting in traffic jams and smelling the cig smoke from a car 4 or 5 in front. Sounds ridiculous but it is that strong a smell, and it's enough to get my hayfever going and give me a headache.
OP you have my sympathies.
I used to live in a flat above smokers - in the summer the smoke drifted up and into our windows and made the place smell for quite a while afterwards. In the winter it used to come up through the floorboards!
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it.
One of my pet hates is sitting in traffic jams and smelling the cig smoke from a car 4 or 5 in front. Sounds ridiculous but it is that strong a smell, and it's enough to get my hayfever going and give me a headache.
OP you have my sympathies.
pits said:
This makes for good reading
If I was his neighbour, I would get all my mates around who smoke, and have a smoking pary in my garden, just to piss this guy off, of course we will be civilised about it by wearing smoking jackets, and by smoking jackets I mean a jacket made of big fk off cigars, those ones that are really manky like they were rolled on the thigh of a dead donkey that had been festering in the sun for a week, of course the inside of the jacket would have to be lined with something that reflects the heat, so we dont burn ourselves.
Would also have to rig up some sort of airline system so the cigars stayed light, ooooh could even make a smoking cap, which would be a flat cap, with a st load of pipes on them.
That would fking rock, lets see how his fans sort that out, infact I would buy a knock off fan bigger than his, and push the smoke towards his house, and occasionally fart into the fan aswell, but it would have to be either a steak fart or pork farts, ones that start off really hot and violent but end on a mellow moist note, where you will have to check yourself afterwards, but even if you did poo yourself/follow through, you could be happy knowing that he was chewing on the smell you just created, and that he was actually smelling the inside of your arse
Don't even get me started on pipes, filthy fIf I was his neighbour, I would get all my mates around who smoke, and have a smoking pary in my garden, just to piss this guy off, of course we will be civilised about it by wearing smoking jackets, and by smoking jackets I mean a jacket made of big f
k off cigars, those ones that are really manky like they were rolled on the thigh of a dead donkey that had been festering in the sun for a week, of course the inside of the jacket would have to be lined with something that reflects the heat, so we dont burn ourselves.Would also have to rig up some sort of airline system so the cigars stayed light, ooooh could even make a smoking cap, which would be a flat cap, with a s
t load of pipes on them.That would f
king rock, lets see how his fans sort that out, infact I would buy a knock off fan bigger than his, and push the smoke towards his house, and occasionally fart into the fan aswell, but it would have to be either a steak fart or pork farts, ones that start off really hot and violent but end on a mellow moist note, where you will have to check yourself afterwards, but even if you did poo yourself/follow through, you could be happy knowing that he was chewing on the smell you just created, and that he was actually smelling the inside of your arseking old sNiceCupOfTea said:
I think smokers sometimes fail to realise it's more than just a smell - it really is all pervading and makes everything stink. At this time of year when people have their windows open it can be really nasty - and if you're like me then it makes bad hayfever worse.
I used to live in a flat above smokers - in the summer the smoke drifted up and into our windows and made the place smell for quite a while afterwards. In the winter it used to come up through the floorboards!
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it.
One of my pet hates is sitting in traffic jams and smelling the cig smoke from a car 4 or 5 in front. Sounds ridiculous but it is that strong a smell, and it's enough to get my hayfever going and give me a headache.
OP you have my sympathies.
Toughen up princess. I used to live in a flat above smokers - in the summer the smoke drifted up and into our windows and made the place smell for quite a while afterwards. In the winter it used to come up through the floorboards!
Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it.
One of my pet hates is sitting in traffic jams and smelling the cig smoke from a car 4 or 5 in front. Sounds ridiculous but it is that strong a smell, and it's enough to get my hayfever going and give me a headache.
OP you have my sympathies.
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