Nice, single, non-mental ladies.........

[kVA]

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

[Rude-boy]

kVA said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

Horsey girls, IME either look like one, go like one or both.

[ShadownINja]

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Only thing is, personally I wouldn't do something (horses, salsa classes, crystal healing courses, etc) I had no interest in apart from the women. You're suggesting to potential dates that you're into the same activity as her. Unless you just want sex, in which case, for the price of a course or activity, you could get a hot escort for an hour and you get guaranteed sex. If you were looking for a relationship, isn't it a bit crap to be starting out by lying about an activity you're supposedly interested in?

[ShadownINja]

Rude-boy said:

kVA said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

Horsey girls, IME either look like one, go like one or both.

And the other issue is they are used to seeing 14" penises.

[Shaw Tarse]

ShadownINja said:

Rude-boy said:

kVA said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

Horsey girls, IME either look like one, go like one or both.

And the other issue is they are used to seeing 14" penises.

I aint cutting 2" off for no woman!

[WorAl]

ShadownINja said:

Rude-boy said:

kVA said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

Horsey girls, IME either look like one, go like one or both.

And the other issue is they are used to seeing 14" penises.

And the other problem is they are even more mental than your standard mental.

[ShadownINja]

Shaw Tarse said:

ShadownINja said:

And the other issue is they are used to seeing 14" penises.

I aint cutting 2" off for no woman!

Predictabubble.

Edited by ShadownINja on Thursday 14th October 15:50

[Asterix]

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

Bloke is standing behind a woman at the checkout as she unloads a small bottle of milk, a few ready meals and the like. He says to her, 'You're single aren't you.' 'Yes' ,she replies, 'Could you tell by my shopping?'. He looks at her for a moment and says, 'No, I could tell because you're fking minging!'

[Alfa numeric]

Go travelling. I've met people in SE Asia and Australia that can barely walk after a night in a hostel, and not in a bad way. The fact that they're in a room with half a dozen other people doesn't seem to stop them.

[Ayahuasca]

Horsey women have tough, calloused arses.

[Rach*]

Asterix said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

Bloke is standing behind a woman at the checkout as she unloads a small bottle of milk, a few ready meals and the like. He says to her, 'You're single aren't you.' 'Yes' ,she replies, 'Could you tell by my shopping?'. He looks at her for a moment and says, 'No, I could tell because you're fking minging!'

too late, JAYB called me Ugly a few pages back, I'll give him a wedgie at some point

[OlberJ]

Op, do what I did in a similar situation, use dating sites to work up your confidence and try out some new techniques. Generally the women on there are damaged goods to a degree. Don't try and use the place for anything but testing out lines/chat and going on one night dates/shagging random burds.

Just see it as building up your profile/game and once you stop thinking about meeting a new girlfriend one will turn up you actually like because you're no longer a seeker, you're showing the right traits.

Girls don't want a nice/pandering guy, despite what they say in public.

Your luck will change but only if you change the way folk see you.

[BruceV8]

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Only thing is, personally I wouldn't do something (horses, salsa classes, crystal healing courses, etc) I had no interest in apart from the women. You're suggesting to potential dates that you're into the same activity as her. Unless you just want sex, in which case, for the price of a course or activity, you could get a hot escort for an hour and you get guaranteed sex. If you were looking for a relationship, isn't it a bit crap to be starting out by lying about an activity you're supposedly interested in?

Have you no consideration for where you are? Take your sensible considered opinions and be gone!

[Asterix]

Rach* said:

Asterix said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

Bloke is standing behind a woman at the checkout as she unloads a small bottle of milk, a few ready meals and the like. He says to her, 'You're single aren't you.' 'Yes' ,she replies, 'Could you tell by my shopping?'. He looks at her for a moment and says, 'No, I could tell because you're fking minging!'

too late, JAYB called me Ugly a few pages back, I'll give him a wedgie at some point

Sorry - wasn't implying anything - just reminded me of that joke.

[Rach*]

Asterix said:

Rach* said:

Asterix said:

Rach* said:

I'd reply, but I am very mental.



The man in the co-op stroked my hand last night and gave me a long wistful gaze while giving me my receipt, I think my basket of 3 bottles of wine, 3 Caburys Twirls and a bag of frozen peas must be the signal for a clearly borderline alchoholic spinster.

Bloke is standing behind a woman at the checkout as she unloads a small bottle of milk, a few ready meals and the like. He says to her, 'You're single aren't you.' 'Yes' ,she replies, 'Could you tell by my shopping?'. He looks at her for a moment and says, 'No, I could tell because you're fking minging!'

too late, JAYB called me Ugly a few pages back, I'll give him a wedgie at some point

Sorry - wasn't implying anything - just reminded me of that joke.

That's ok, I know you can't make a silk purse from a pigs ear.











Only kidding, being a 5'9 blonde with DD's I don't have problems with my ego

[ShadownINja]

BruceV8 said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Only thing is, personally I wouldn't do something (horses, salsa classes, crystal healing courses, etc) I had no interest in apart from the women. You're suggesting to potential dates that you're into the same activity as her. Unless you just want sex, in which case, for the price of a course or activity, you could get a hot escort for an hour and you get guaranteed sex. If you were looking for a relationship, isn't it a bit crap to be starting out by lying about an activity you're supposedly interested in?

Have you no consideration for where you are? Take your sensible considered opinions and be gone!

I know. Just that personally, I'm looking for a longer-term relationship rather than...

[Asterix]

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Only thing is, personally I wouldn't do something (horses, salsa classes, crystal healing courses, etc) I had no interest in apart from the women. You're suggesting to potential dates that you're into the same activity as her. Unless you just want sex, in which case, for the price of a course or activity, you could get a hot escort for an hour and you get guaranteed sex. If you were looking for a relationship, isn't it a bit crap to be starting out by lying about an activity you're supposedly interested in?

Have you no consideration for where you are? Take your sensible considered opinions and be gone!

I know. Just that personally, I'm looking for a longer-term relationship rather than...

A hand up your arse?

[TotalControl]

Rude-boy said:

kVA said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Yep... This is the one...

And go for the ones that ride well... The leg strength needed to do that is quite impressive

Edited by kVA on Thursday 14th October 15:40

Horsey girls, IME either look like one, go like one or both.

That not be the Horses themselves.

[g3org3y]

Can't be bothered to check 8 pages, but has anyone linked to the Match.com thread?

[ShadownINja]

Asterix said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

ShadownINja said:

BruceV8 said:

Take up horse riding. You will be surrounded by fit posh women in tight pants. There will be hardly any other single men - and those that are there stand a good chance of having caught the ghey.

Only thing is, personally I wouldn't do something (horses, salsa classes, crystal healing courses, etc) I had no interest in apart from the women. You're suggesting to potential dates that you're into the same activity as her. Unless you just want sex, in which case, for the price of a course or activity, you could get a hot escort for an hour and you get guaranteed sex. If you were looking for a relationship, isn't it a bit crap to be starting out by lying about an activity you're supposedly interested in?

Have you no consideration for where you are? Take your sensible considered opinions and be gone!

I know. Just that personally, I'm looking for a longer-term relationship rather than...

A hand up your arse?

NOOKIE.

I did wonder if anyone has used the term "nookie" as a slang for sex in the last 10 years, but hey ho.

Edited by ShadownINja on Thursday 14th October 16:47