Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

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GeneralBanter

877 posts

16 months

Tuesday 14th May
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RichTT said:
coldel said:
And no one is saying cloud seeding isn't a thing, its widely reported and has scientific papers on it.

But what it isn't is the chemtrail delirium that has people pointing at clouds....
It seems every conspiracy theory ends up containing a grain of truth.

The governments have done worse things than spraying random chemicals on civilians. But they also did that as well in Operation LAC.

Barrel scraping at its best.

coldel

7,993 posts

147 months

Tuesday 14th May
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RichTT said:
coldel said:
And no one is saying cloud seeding isn't a thing, its widely reported and has scientific papers on it.

But what it isn't is the chemtrail delirium that has people pointing at clouds....
It seems every conspiracy theory ends up containing a grain of truth.

The governments have done worse things than spraying random chemicals on civilians. But they also did that as well in Operation LAC.
There is a whole world of difference between evidence based events and Dunning Kruger effect driven stuff on the internet.

The world is not flat for instance, there is no grain of truth in it for instance. Not a single grain. I can see why people who lack the knowledge to understand what they are looking at and instead believe a you tube video, but that doesn't mean its a grain of truth.

GeneralBanter

877 posts

16 months

Tuesday 14th May
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coldel said:
RichTT said:
coldel said:
And no one is saying cloud seeding isn't a thing, its widely reported and has scientific papers on it.

But what it isn't is the chemtrail delirium that has people pointing at clouds....
It seems every conspiracy theory ends up containing a grain of truth.

The governments have done worse things than spraying random chemicals on civilians. But they also did that as well in Operation LAC.
There is a whole world of difference between evidence based events and Dunning Kruger effect driven stuff on the internet.

The world is not flat for instance, there is no grain of truth in it for instance. Not a single grain. I can see why people who lack the knowledge to understand what they are looking at and instead believe a you tube video, but that doesn't mean its a grain of truth.
He’s doing the usual ‘A did B, so X must have done Y’ nonsense, in this case using a valid US Govt meteorological test from the Cold War as ‘proof’ of worldwide governments doing something completely different now.

FerrousOxide

223 posts

146 months

Tuesday 14th May
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RichTT said:
It seems every conspiracy theory ends up containing a grain of truth.
Hmmm....

Flat earth? 5g nanobots?? Lizard overlords???

pavarotti1980

4,987 posts

85 months

Tuesday 14th May
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FerrousOxide said:
Hmmm....

Flat earth? 5g nanobots?? Lizard overlords???
Also has the great reset been postponed again?

GeneralBanter

877 posts

16 months

Wednesday 15th May
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pavarotti1980 said:
FerrousOxide said:
Hmmm....

Flat earth? 5g nanobots?? Lizard overlords???
Also has the great reset been postponed again?
The QAnon Classic - a date derived from something someone says, maybe from the first letter of each sentence, and spread the word to the Moron Massive that ‘something big’ or ‘IT’ is going to happen on that date and no one knows what so tags onto it their own interpretation - The Reset, the insurrection, Civil War, an assassination, an announcement, chaos, or whatever. When the date passes like any other date then find a new one!

Is this still a thing? Or has everyone realised it’s a big farce?

Baroque attacks

4,486 posts

187 months

Wednesday 15th May
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pavarotti1980 said:
FerrousOxide said:
Hmmm....

Flat earth? 5g nanobots?? Lizard overlords???
Also has the great reset been postponed again?
We’ll all have died from vaccine injuries by then. hehe


I know a thousand people who have been… vaxx injured

DonkeyApple

55,828 posts

170 months

Wednesday 15th May
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pavarotti1980 said:
FerrousOxide said:
Hmmm....

Flat earth? 5g nanobots?? Lizard overlords???
Also has the great reset been postponed again?
No. My bedside lamp has informed me that everything is going ahead as planned. However, it has also warned me that the grandmother clock in the hall is plotting against us. What worries me is that it is clearly counting down to something and since being mind abducted and forcibly vaccinated I have lost communication with the kettle, probably due to the nanobots. The kettle was supposed to be keeping an eye on matters downstairs.

I need to try and leave the property today without being spotted and try to find a fat, middle aged, grubby and dim looking unemployed woman with tattoos to tell me what to do. They always have all the answers, as you'd obviously expect given their huge status in society.

pavarotti1980

4,987 posts

85 months

Wednesday 15th May
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DonkeyApple said:
No. My bedside lamp has informed me that everything is going ahead as planned. However, it has also warned me that the grandmother clock in the hall is plotting against us. What worries me is that it is clearly counting down to something and since being mind abducted and forcibly vaccinated I have lost communication with the kettle, probably due to the nanobots. The kettle was supposed to be keeping an eye on matters downstairs.

I need to try and leave the property today without being spotted and try to find a fat, middle aged, grubby and dim looking unemployed woman with tattoos to tell me what to do. They always have all the answers, as you'd obviously expect given their huge status in society.
Watch out for the 5G lamposts which will track you and your habits to control your carbon credits. Always worth keeping an eye on the 5G stunned birds falling out the skies

Legacywr

12,230 posts

189 months

Wednesday 15th May
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I only believe it if the poster has made a video sat in their car…

DonkeyApple

55,828 posts

170 months

Wednesday 15th May
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pavarotti1980 said:
Watch out for the 5G lamposts which will track you and your habits to control your carbon credits. Always worth keeping an eye on the 5G stunned birds falling out the skies
Don't you worry about me comrade.

Triple layered British foil from Aldi in the roof of this bad boy, side screens to deflect mooslamic ray guns and handling like a Ferrari. And my Yinlang lamp has confirmed there's no Chinese tech in it. They won't be taking me alive.


Notch 8

302 posts

9 months

Wednesday 15th May
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How about this one then?


Blown2CV

29,047 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th May
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obviously utter bullst

Notch 8

302 posts

9 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Blown2CV said:
obviously utter bullst
Of course, but it’s being shared by some on social meeja who claim it’s gospel, but the sheeple won’t listen.

Blown2CV

29,047 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Notch 8 said:
Blown2CV said:
obviously utter bullst
Of course, but it’s being shared by some on social meeja who claim it’s gospel, but the sheeple won’t listen.
classic trope

GeneralBanter

877 posts

16 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Notch 8 said:
How about this one then?

It’s a program that’s stopped and started several times, fascinating science and zero to do with anything sinister. It’s a shame morons tell eachother it’s else wise.

Castrol for a knave

4,757 posts

92 months

Wednesday 15th May
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captain_cynic said:
Erm... If anyone around Shropshire is getting any funny ideas. Jet fuel is very low octane so it just won't run in your car tractor.
FTFY

Legacywr

12,230 posts

189 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Notch 8

302 posts

9 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Legacywr said:


I love that typically triumphant CTist line: ‘They’re not even trying to hide it anymore’.

Cringe central.

Hoofy

76,554 posts

283 months

Wednesday 15th May
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Mentally ill springs to mind most of the time with these people.