A bit council Vol 2

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Dermot O'Logical said:
Millbrook is uber-council anyway, but:

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14657273.Manpunched_horse_in_the_faceas_it_was_tethered_in_Southampton/?ref=mr&lp=1
That's got it all, even a vox pop with someone called "Krystal".


31mph

1,308 posts

137 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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Mothers of unruly children who say "Stop that or the man will tell you off"

Very council

nicanary

9,849 posts

148 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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jas xjr said:
Johnnytheboy said:
p4cks said:
New double-barrel surnames
yes

With obligatory-hyphen.
i always thought that this was because the parents were not married. and chardonnay could appear posh
I'd always assumed it was to make sure the father's name appeared on record so the mother could clsim child support. "Council" fathers often do a runner after the conception takes place.






cjs racing.

2,473 posts

131 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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DavieW said:
p4cks said:
New double-barrel surnames
New double-barrelled forenames.

Edited by DavieW on Tuesday 2nd August 14:10
Are we council? Our daughter is call Chloe-Jane.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

191 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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31mph said:
Mothers of unruly children who say "Stop that or the man will tell you off"

Very council
I prefer that to the kids just running around doing what they like while the parents check Facebook / chat / shoot up or whatever.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2016
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cjs racing. said:
Are we council? Our daughter is call Chloe-Jane.
Very much so.

Whatever made you think that would be a good idea?

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Very council, courtesy of the daily fail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720247/So...

p4cks

6,954 posts

201 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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AVV EM said:
Very council, courtesy of the daily fail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720247/So...
And no decent photos of any damage whatsoever. Total chancer.

nicanary

9,849 posts

148 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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p4cks said:
AVV EM said:
Very council, courtesy of the daily fail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720247/So...
And no decent photos of any damage whatsoever. Total chancer.
IT sales manager = works in Currys.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Any Ford with an ST or RS badge.

Every one I have seen this week has been a bell end driving like a total antisocial . Massive revs trough town centres, parking on pavements, cutting people up at roundabouts.

Stereotypes are there for a reason.

Thankyou4calling

10,643 posts

175 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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nicanary said:
IT sales manager = works in Currys.
He is powerfully built though.

Wonder what his user name is on PH?

Drummond Baize

200 posts

97 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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From Facebook. Apparently someone has "won" their "fight" against the local council to keep flying their flags.


Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Drummond Baize said:
From Facebook. Apparently someone has "won" their "fight" against the local council to keep flying their flags.

1 flag for each satellite dish.

Drummond Baize

200 posts

97 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Europa1 said:
1 flag for each satellite dish.
Y'see I like a flag me. On your royal residence, or your stately 'ome. Or outside a military establishment. Or a posh 'otel even.

But not outside a council 'ouse in Stockton On Tees.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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Drummond Baize said:
From Facebook. Apparently someone has "won" their "fight" against the local council to keep flying their flags.

Looks like a bit of a if i'm honest

Drummond Baize

200 posts

97 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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AVV EM said:
Looks like a bit of a if i'm honest
A bit?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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OpulentBob said:
Any Ford with an ST or RS badge.

Every one I have seen this week has been a bell end driving like a total antisocial . Massive revs trough town centres, parking on pavements, cutting people up at roundabouts.

Stereotypes are there for a reason.
bowtie

An RS is my bit of council.

Dr Murdoch

3,483 posts

137 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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31mph said:
Mothers of unruly children who say "Stop that or the man will tell you off"

Very council
Or teaching children that its not just Mum and Dad that they should listen to, but all elders should be respected?

(I'll concede it can be lazy in circumstances, but kids should know how they're behaviour effects others, and therefore, THEM.)

Rant over.

Its rubbish collection day tomorrow, so the caancil type have chosen tonight to stick their old beds, bookshelves and other tat that I can't decipher, out on the pavement. In the hope that they don't have to get off their lazy butts and dispose of it like us non-council folk.

davidc1

1,554 posts

164 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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All your keys on one massive bunch , with added key rings.my sister in law...

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

137 months

Wednesday 3rd August 2016
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davidc1 said:
All your keys on one massive bunch , with added key rings.my sister in law...
Is she very small?

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