Facebook fails Vol. 2

[CoolHands]

Oh I see.

Free telly plz for myself, 44 & 3/4 year old.

[TerryThomas]

I know I always go to Lamborghini London for my heating oil.

[driverrob]

Mr Gearchange said:

[anonymous-user]

TerryThomas said:

I know I always go to Lamborghini London for my heating oil.

[LiamB]

This is probably just my childish sense of humour but this made me laugh quite a lot when I read it out to a friend

[Dogwatch]

Reminds me I haven't looked at Barryboys for some time.

[lauda]

LiamB said:

This is probably just my childish sense of humour but this made me laugh quite a lot when I read it out to a friend

Someone's been reading Knockers & Snatch

http://sniffpetrol.com/2016/05/04/knockers-snatch-...

[ooo000ooo]

Is it deliberate or just my mind? Should I expect a whoosh parrot?

[Benjo42]

ooo000ooo said:

Is it deliberate or just my mind? Should I expect a whoosh parrot?

im guessing you mean his chode type appendage

[ooo000ooo]

Benjo42 said:

im guessing you mean his chode type appendage

Not just me then

[Amirhussain]

Who says romance is dead

[hidetheelephants]

Bi-xenon mudflaps is my new favourite thing.

[anonymous-user]

NSFW as The SUN and some relatedstories with baps out action.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2421626/girl-is-as...

uncensored on her twitter
https://twitter.com/ktyshrmn

[CoolHands]

The Spruce goose said:

NSFW as The SUN and some relatedstories with baps out action.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/2421626/girl-is-as...

uncensored on her twitter
https://twitter.com/ktyshrmn

I don't get it. I mean, the twitter page of someone like that. Is that what young people do nowadays? Post endless messages of crap and selfies of their terrible tattoos? & hundreds of stupid links, quotes & gifs. Who reads this st?

[FidoGoRetroGo]

S11Steve said:

Slacktivism. Primarily practiced by delusional pseudo-Social Justice Warriors who think they can save sick babies, one like at a time, by doing nothing practical except liking and sharing posts.

Oh I LOVE that word.

[FidoGoRetroGo]

Ste1987 said:

ooo000ooo said:

Took me a while to realise what was going on here

Nope. Don't get it.

[cjs racing.]

FidoGoRetroGo said:

Nope. Don't get it.

The deal is buy a car on the specific date, and you can choose a free gift.

All the Facebook muppets think the company is just giving the items away, and are treating it like the numerous fake posts that say you have to like and share a post, to win a new Iphone or some such.

They haven't read it properly, and just want something for nothing.

[FidoGoRetroGo]

cjs racing. said:

The deal is buy a car on the specific date, and you can choose a free gift.

All the Facebook muppets think the company is just giving the items away, and are treating it like the numerous fake posts that say you have to like and share a post, to win a new Iphone or some such.

They haven't read it properly, and just want something for nothing.

Ah, I see. I'm not a Facebook person. Thanks.

[Colonial]

CoolHands said:

I don't get it. I mean, the twitter page of someone like that. Is that what young people do nowadays? Post endless messages of crap and selfies of their terrible tattoos? & hundreds of stupid links, quotes & gifs. Who reads this st?

As opposed to using the Internet to have a whinge about a bus stop location?

[ScotsDave]

A reply to a photo on FB.

You are stunning and you have got the voice of a angle your singing is tremendous and you have got a beautiful talent why don't you do something with your talent I don't think you realize how good and talented you are don't throw it away get out there and show the world how talented you are x

The voice of an angle.....classic!! I assume the device this was posted from didn't have fullstop or comma keys.