Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)

[nonsequitur]

davhill said:

GT119 said:

I haven't got a clew what you bouys are on about. All these jibes are not making me luff.

This is far rudder than it needed to be.
No need to shed a (cable) tier though, even
if you believe it all to be bulwarks.
But don't shoot the messenger 'cos believe it orlop, I haven't been swinging the lead.
Nevertheless, I won't be thwarted or put onto another tack.
One simple comment will suffice...frigate.

I shall be mizzen all these nautical puns.

[cobra kid]

nonsequitur said:

davhill said:

GT119 said:

I haven't got a clew what you bouys are on about. All these jibes are not making me luff.

This is far rudder than it needed to be.
No need to shed a (cable) tier though, even
if you believe it all to be bulwarks.
But don't shoot the messenger 'cos believe it orlop, I haven't been swinging the lead.
Nevertheless, I won't be thwarted or put onto another tack.
One simple comment will suffice...frigate.

I shall be mizzen all these nautical puns.

It's so pun heavy, it may keel over.

[DoctorX]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/Th...

[Rostfritt]

andym1603 said:

This has to be a 'shop surely?

Probably. I'm guessing either a Cole's or a Woolworth's.

[schmunk]

Rostfritt said:

Probably. I'm guessing either a Cole's or a Woolworth's.

[dudleybloke]

It's all a load of rowlocks!

[Moonhawk]

DoctorX said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/Th...

Did anyone else hear banjo music as they looked down that article......

[davhill]

cobra kid said:

It's so pun heavy, it may keel over.

I founder that tends to happen.

[rolando]

dudleybloke said:

It's all a load of rowlocks!

…and bollards to you, too.

[zb]

[rolando]

Changing the subject:

[zb]

[havoc]

Moonhawk said:

DoctorX said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/Th...

Did anyone else hear banjo music as they looked down that article......

Did anyone else think the lobster half-way down was a woman at first?

[irocfan]

zb said:

Best.
Mugshot.
Evah!

[deckster]

DoctorX said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/Th...

Jesus. I'm all for low-brow humour but "let's laugh at the funny-looking people" is a new low even for the Mail.

[DoctorX]

deckster said:

DoctorX said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5731331/Th...

Jesus. I'm all for low-brow humour but "let's laugh at the funny-looking people" is a new low even for the Mail.

Indeed. But as they’re crims....

Dachshund strangler...?

[Starfighter]

That has to be a euphemism, right?

[Pamoothican]

manager by pamoothican, on Flickr

Been meaning to post his for ages, finally got round to it.

Sorry for the large image. I like big butts and I cannot lie......

Edited by Pamoothican on Thursday 17th May 13:06

[talksthetorque]

[zb]