Just the punchlines please

[some bloke]

You're not here for the hunting are you?

[Fer]

Wear what you like. It will just be the two of us.

[Turtle Shed]

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

[Fer]

Sob, I'm having puppies!

[Turtle Shed]

"Don't stop."

[Super Sonic]

"They will when they smell your fingers"

[CanAm]

"I'm not a real welder you know!"

[The Hypno-Toad]

“That man’s playing a flute at a very high speed,”

[Fer]

"I can't knit sleeves."

[CanAm]

"Well, they're no use to me once I've sucked all the chocolate off."

[bigandclever]

Teatowl.

(Correct spelling for the joke )

[Super Sonic]

Q for mods, was my punchline deleted or did I just forget to press 'submit'

[Super Sonic]

One has a soul full of hope...

[rolando]

One bawls out his wares

[CanAm]

In Morocco, the Moors come down from the hills.

[Super Sonic]

rolando said:

One bawls out his wares

The other walls out his bears?

[Monkeylegend]

And one shoots but can't hit.

[Fer]

Monkeylegend said:

And one shoots but can't hit.

It's too wet to woo.

[Super Sonic]

Blimey, have you got a set of golf clubs in there?

[Monkeylegend]

No, I am just pleased to see you.