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TIGA84

5,232 posts

233 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Just ridiculous levels of fkwittery on my NextDoor -

"A car has been parked outside my house for 2 days, could be innocent or could be stolen"

Here are its full details, registration, Tax/MOT check etc.

Others asking for it to be reposted on other sites, could be abandoned etc.

2 days, posted on a Sunday evening. You know, when people visit family etc?

Utter madness.

Hugo Stiglitz

37,314 posts

213 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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TIGA84 said:
Just ridiculous levels of fkwittery on my NextDoor -

"A car has been parked outside my house for 2 days, could be innocent or could be stolen"

Here are its full details, registration, Tax/MOT check etc.

Others asking for it to be reposted on other sites, could be abandoned etc.

2 days, posted on a Sunday evening. You know, when people visit family etc?

Utter madness.
These get reported alot via 999.

Then there was the car that had been there for days, front corner damage with blood on bumper and up the windscreen.

The car was encroaching a metre onto a self made driveway with original full kerb intact throughout.

There was no damage nor any blood.


People don't understand and get angry either that a unknown car parked on their drive is NOT a police matter.

You can park your car on any public road legally taxed and insured for as long as you want. To some people though its not allowed as you clearly don't live on that street (said person has knocked everywhere). So, they'll keep calling 999.

Fermit

13,131 posts

102 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Hugo Stiglitz said:
These get reported alot via 999.

Then there was the car that had been there for days, front corner damage with blood on bumper and up the windscreen.

The car was encroaching a metre onto a self made driveway with original full kerb intact throughout.

There was no damage nor any blood.


People don't understand and get angry either that a unknown car parked on their drive is NOT a police matter.

You can park your car on any public road legally taxed and insured for as long as you want. To some people though its not allowed as you clearly don't live on that street (said person has knocked everywhere). So, they'll keep calling 999.
These people need charging with wasting Police time. Some one could be needing 999 for a genuine emergency, and time is lost because some plum is ringing in about a parked car.

madbadger

11,575 posts

246 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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We have even got houses that are so far ahead of the game they have last years Christmas lights still up.

Spare tyre

9,718 posts

132 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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One of the local wimmin gobs really annoys me on Facebook

Always quick to blame every one else for everything being messed up broken etc

She parks her cars in the grass churning it all up

Horse boxes on grass, general mess around her address, but too thick to see it herself

Red9zero

7,120 posts

59 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
One of the local wimmin gobs really annoys me on Facebook

Always quick to blame every one else for everything being messed up broken etc

She parks her cars in the grass churning it all up

Horse boxes on grass, general mess around her address, but too thick to see it herself
One on ours (Karen hair, black BMW with illegal tints) had a rant about someone parking outside her house, in "her" place and blocking her path. She has actually put up signs saying "If you don't live here, don't park here!". The van was completely legal so actually could park there and her path was actually some slabs she had put down over the grass verge (without permission) to get to her car to save her walking an extra 10yds. Also, there was no dropped kerb, so no restrictions. Of course it`s the nasty inconsiderate van driver at fault. More likely is he saw her signs and parked there for a laugh laugh

smn159

12,847 posts

219 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Sheets Tabuer said:
smn159 said:
Surely all PH'ers have at least a 9 foot tall real tree?
Yes a small one like that in the guest hallway.
hehe

It's just have to do until the people of Norway deliver the main one smile

WarrenB

2,459 posts

120 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Red9zero said:
Spare tyre said:
One of the local wimmin gobs really annoys me on Facebook

Always quick to blame every one else for everything being messed up broken etc

She parks her cars in the grass churning it all up

Horse boxes on grass, general mess around her address, but too thick to see it herself
One on ours (Karen hair, black BMW with illegal tints) had a rant about someone parking outside her house, in "her" place and blocking her path. She has actually put up signs saying "If you don't live here, don't park here!". The van was completely legal so actually could park there and her path was actually some slabs she had put down over the grass verge (without permission) to get to her car to save her walking an extra 10yds. Also, there was no dropped kerb, so no restrictions. Of course it`s the nasty inconsiderate van driver at fault. More likely is he saw her signs and parked there for a laugh laugh
I do that! One of my sites is on a residential street. It has a tiny car park which is usually full but I struggle to get my van in anyway. There are absolutely zero parking restrictions on the street, despite the residents putting home made 'RESIDENTS PARKING ONLY' notices in their front windows.

TIGA84

5,232 posts

233 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Hugo Stiglitz said:
TIGA84 said:
Just ridiculous levels of fkwittery on my NextDoor -

"A car has been parked outside my house for 2 days, could be innocent or could be stolen"

Here are its full details, registration, Tax/MOT check etc.

Others asking for it to be reposted on other sites, could be abandoned etc.

2 days, posted on a Sunday evening. You know, when people visit family etc?

Utter madness.
These get reported alot via 999.

Then there was the car that had been there for days, front corner damage with blood on bumper and up the windscreen.

The car was encroaching a metre onto a self made driveway with original full kerb intact throughout.

There was no damage nor any blood.


People don't understand and get angry either that a unknown car parked on their drive is NOT a police matter.

You can park your car on any public road legally taxed and insured for as long as you want. To some people though its not allowed as you clearly don't live on that street (said person has knocked everywhere). So, they'll keep calling 999.
I tried to point out that a car parked for 2 days from Saturday morning to Sunday evening wasn't exactly unusual behaviour, given people see friends/relatives for the weekend, and generally drive there. Some cretin piped up and told them to repost to another bloody site as well for others to comment.

"It could be abandoned"

"Its probably stolen"

"Have you checked the Tax?"

No, someone has parked their car. That's it. Like every other one of the 30m odd cars in this country do, everyday. It just happens to be outside your house so you think you have a right to post all of its details up on the internet and cite it could be stolen whereas the actual probability of it actually being nicked is such a miniscule % chance that any normal human wouldn't even think it, but hey, lets not let logic get in the way of your ego.

Handwringing simpletons, all of them.biggrin

ETA - I left my car in the pub car park for 3 days the other week, surprised it wasn't destroyed in a controlled explosion given this lot.



Edited by TIGA84 on Monday 20th November 13:50

Red9zero

7,120 posts

59 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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WarrenB said:
Red9zero said:
Spare tyre said:
One of the local wimmin gobs really annoys me on Facebook

Always quick to blame every one else for everything being messed up broken etc

She parks her cars in the grass churning it all up

Horse boxes on grass, general mess around her address, but too thick to see it herself
One on ours (Karen hair, black BMW with illegal tints) had a rant about someone parking outside her house, in "her" place and blocking her path. She has actually put up signs saying "If you don't live here, don't park here!". The van was completely legal so actually could park there and her path was actually some slabs she had put down over the grass verge (without permission) to get to her car to save her walking an extra 10yds. Also, there was no dropped kerb, so no restrictions. Of course it`s the nasty inconsiderate van driver at fault. More likely is he saw her signs and parked there for a laugh laugh
I do that! One of my sites is on a residential street. It has a tiny car park which is usually full but I struggle to get my van in anyway. There are absolutely zero parking restrictions on the street, despite the residents putting home made 'RESIDENTS PARKING ONLY' notices in their front windows.
Good man !

Spare tyre

9,718 posts

132 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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smn159 said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
smn159 said:
Surely all PH'ers have at least a 9 foot tall real tree?
Yes a small one like that in the guest hallway.
hehe

It's just have to do until the people of Norway deliver the main one smile
They send us a 60ft one, we just cut it from the top to get the right length

We let the nearby peasants fight over the remains

Spare tyre

9,718 posts

132 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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TIGA84 said:
Hugo Stiglitz said:
TIGA84 said:
Just ridiculous levels of fkwittery on my NextDoor -

"A car has been parked outside my house for 2 days, could be innocent or could be stolen"

Here are its full details, registration, Tax/MOT check etc.

Others asking for it to be reposted on other sites, could be abandoned etc.

2 days, posted on a Sunday evening. You know, when people visit family etc?

Utter madness.
These get reported alot via 999.

Then there was the car that had been there for days, front corner damage with blood on bumper and up the windscreen.

The car was encroaching a metre onto a self made driveway with original full kerb intact throughout.

There was no damage nor any blood.


People don't understand and get angry either that a unknown car parked on their drive is NOT a police matter.

You can park your car on any public road legally taxed and insured for as long as you want. To some people though its not allowed as you clearly don't live on that street (said person has knocked everywhere). So, they'll keep calling 999.
I tried to point out that a car parked for 2 days from Saturday morning to Sunday evening wasn't exactly unusual behaviour, given people see friends/relatives for the weekend, and generally drive there. Some cretin piped up and told them to repost to another bloody site as well for others to comment.

"It could be abandoned"

"Its probably stolen"

"Have you checked the Tax?"

No, someone has parked their car. That's it. Like every other one of the 30m odd cars in this country do, everyday. It just happens to be outside your house so you think you have a right to post all of its details up on the internet and cite it could be stolen whereas the actual probability of it actually being nicked is such a miniscule % chance that any normal human wouldn't even think it, but hey, lets not let logic get in the way of your ego.

Handwringing simpletons, all of them.biggrin

ETA - I left my car in the pub car park for 3 days the other week, surprised it wasn't destroyed in a controlled explosion given this lot.



Edited by TIGA84 on Monday 20th November 13:50
My folks have a reasonable house on a reasonable street, nice enough place to live

Most houses keep their cars on the drives, but if you have a family with teenagers etc they can spread about a little bit, however you can tell they are not being toasters about it

Mums neighbour is bored out of her brain, the second a unusual car appears and goes down to the end of the street to turn around, she will be out there with a wheelie bin in the road pretending to sweep leaves just to keep her spot free

She has enough space for 4-6 cars on her drive, dropped kerb which is 3 cars wide, but she has now started to take her car off the drive as well to stop random folk parking there


Really sad that she is that bored

generationx

6,916 posts

107 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
My folks have a reasonable house on a reasonable street, nice enough place to live

Most houses keep their cars on the drives, but if you have a family with teenagers etc they can spread about a little bit, however you can tell they are not being toasters about it
They’re obviously well bread.

Red9zero

7,120 posts

59 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
My folks have a reasonable house on a reasonable street, nice enough place to live

Most houses keep their cars on the drives, but if you have a family with teenagers etc they can spread about a little bit, however you can tell they are not being toasters about it
They know which side their bread is buttered.

smn159

12,847 posts

219 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
My folks have a reasonable house on a reasonable street, nice enough place to live

Most houses keep their cars on the drives, but if you have a family with teenagers etc they can spread about a little bit, however you can tell they are not being toasters about it
You might want to grill them about their intentions. Have a chat next time they pop up.

Spare tyre

9,718 posts

132 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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smn159 said:
Spare tyre said:
My folks have a reasonable house on a reasonable street, nice enough place to live

Most houses keep their cars on the drives, but if you have a family with teenagers etc they can spread about a little bit, however you can tell they are not being toasters about it
You might want to grill them about their intentions. Have a chat next time they pop up.
The smell checker swapped tossers for toasters

Sandwich short of a picnic

anonymoususer

5,996 posts

50 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
Really sad that she is that bored
She may need some company
What's she like ?

Spare tyre

9,718 posts

132 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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anonymoususer said:
Spare tyre said:
Really sad that she is that bored
She may need some company
What's she like ?
70, round, face like a bulldog eating wasps

illmonkey

18,269 posts

200 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Spare tyre said:
anonymoususer said:
Spare tyre said:
Really sad that she is that bored
She may need some company
What's she like ?
70, round, face like a bulldog eating wasps
Wha... whats that noise? It sounds like a stampede!

Oh, it's only dogstar running towards the post

SistersofPercy

3,373 posts

168 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Someone lost a CHUWAUAH earlier. Must have taken some effort to get it that wrong tbh biggrin
Maybe next time she’ll get a Poodle.