Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[kowalski655]

Imagine giving directions..."This is That Street, go down That Street till you get to This Street, then go down that street which is The Other Street"
It wil be like "Who's on first"!

[MartG]

Reading a short article on plate tectonics and came across a measurement new to me - the imperial assload, which is apparently equivalent to four metric fktonnes

No idea how many elephants, blue whales, or London buses it equates to

Edited by MartG on Friday 21st May 10:20

[MartG]

Reminds me of the well known example of people reading far more into things than the creator ever intended -

"The curtains are blue.
Teacher: This refers to the sad nature of the couples relationship.
What the Author Meant: The curtains are fking blue."



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[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

[ruggedscotty]

[juice]

When even Nature hates you (A Friend is at the Eden project and posted this)

[konark]

Chris944_S2 said:

The Swiss football team Young Boys play at the wkdorf stadium

But young boys are the away side.

[DocJock]

Maybe it's a groundshare because they play their home matches at wkdorf stadium.

[FerrousOxide]

juice said:

When even Nature hates you (A Friend is at the Eden project and posted this)

Brilliant

(though sadly that's not at the Eden project)

[MartG]

[Chris944_S2]

konark said:

Chris944_S2 said:

The Swiss football team Young Boys play at the wkdorf stadium

But young boys are the away side.

No they're not, I don't know why the name is the the right though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSC_Young_Boys

[MartG]

[paua]

It's a fking goat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b2MuCg6ELo

[MartG]

[Baron Greenback]

Dont think he will be an engineer when he grows up!

[Teddy Lop]

Baron Greenback said:

Dont think he will be an engineer when he grows up!

Holy st that makes my blood run cold. snigger?

Stupid is as stupid does.

[Huff]

Baron Greenback said:

Don't think he will be an engineer whe^^^ if he lives long enough to grow up!

EFA.

[Steamer]

Baron Greenback said:

Dont think he will be an engineer when he grows up!

Good chance he won't have to worry about that.

... top marks for creativity though.

[AlexC1981]

2 tonnes of water on that balcony assuming it's 4m x 1m x 0.5m.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Baron Greenback said:

Dont think he will be an engineer when he grows up!

That is fking terrifying. The 'downhill' neighbours must be thrilled!