Match.com (Volume 5)

Match.com (Volume 5)

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Justayellowbadge

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Wednesday 5th March 2014
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DiscoDale said:
Thought I'd add a new angle to the thread having read for a while...

About a year ago I joined a 'swinger' website, must say its a minefield as so many guys chasing, but if you like the chase, guaranteed filth at the end.

In the twelve months I've been on there, met 8 single woman, two couples (MF), and been to a party.
A couple of the woman were generous with their pics, the others all great woman and a few seen multiple times.
Must say the filth that's available is epic!
Sounds fab.

Justayellowbadge

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Thursday 13th March 2014
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tonyvid said:
She spent an hour telling my stunned other half about all this. Hmmm, need to have a look on POF and see if I can find her for you guys....
Really, don't.

Justayellowbadge

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Tuesday 18th March 2014
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Council Scum said:
She is a 6 and I've got standards, init. She text earlier and proposed round 2 later in the week, so naturally I said yes.

If I'm going to take the hit I may as well get the benefit.
You are not portraying yourself as someone who adds much, if anything, to PH in this thread.



Justayellowbadge

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Tuesday 8th April 2014
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I always wondered what happened next.


Justayellowbadge

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Tuesday 8th April 2014
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Mobile Chicane said:
Agreed.

PHer 'Plotloss' once described Plenty of Fish as 'The Lambert & Butler of internet dating.'

He's not wrong.
Matt means it as a compliment though.

That boy has an insatiable love of the chavvier end of the spectrum.

Justayellowbadge

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Thursday 1st May 2014
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Ki3r said:
Time to put my efforts back into Policing and see what happens in the future.
She'll click her fingers and you will come running.

Justayellowbadge

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Friday 2nd May 2014
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Tiggsy said:
Just booked a holiday for 6 weeks time in Mexico with Tinder girl. Been seeing her 3 months now.

Reading some of the stuff here....I seem to have got lucky!
Clinica de rinon?

Lovely this time of year.


Justayellowbadge

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Sunday 11th May 2014
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None of those girls look like plain, sturdy, types, and I bet your bonnet isn't that of a series Land Rover.

You're not going to get anywhere if you can't POF like old money landed types.

Justayellowbadge

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Friday 23rd May 2014
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Zwolf said:
KFC said:
Well I went out and met some bird in a hotel bar last night... she immediately said lets go to my room and have sex. All good at this point. But then she dropped the bombshell that her husband wants to watch. I thought fk it, I'm here now anyway so why not.

It was kinda putting me off my stroke when I looked in the mirror and I can see a fat speccy bloke sitting on a stool in the corner, pants round his ankles, cock in one hand and camera in the other.
Meh.

More fun when they join in too...
Perhaps, but a pain in the arse if you aren't expecting it.

Justayellowbadge

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Justayellowbadge

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Thursday 29th May 2014
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One of the tamest, but I think 50 is my favourite.

Justayellowbadge

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Monday 23rd June 2014
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Council Baby said:
Why would it not work out just because she's gone to see family for a few days?

Don't be so negative
Family in the North.

The North.

Northern family.


Justayellowbadge

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Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Joey Deacon said:
Well, currently talking to three women who all want to meet me on Saturday night. Two of them have basically offered me sex and the one who hasn't is the hottest of the three.

Ah, the agony of choice, go for the sure thing or gamble on the hottie.....
Gamble, the other 2 will wait.
You're slipping.

I remember a time when you'd have 'done lunch' with one, or both of the sure things, as a warm up for the evening with the hottie.

Justayellowbadge

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Tuesday 8th July 2014
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CDB1983 said:
We met this chap at a expat meetup a few weeks ago, No doubt very intelligent but quite frankly very strange.

http://spoirier.lautre.net/en/myad.htm

Have a read through some of his rantings, He sounds insane! (Actually in person too)I generally talk to anyone after a few drinks as does my GF but we couldn't get out of the room quick enough after he started talking about converting the worlds population and his masterplan. He also wonders why he's still single....
Yes, he would appear to be mentally ill.

He would appear to be an apologist for that teenage virgin loser that went on a killing spree because he couldn't get laid and daddy had given him a second hand BMW.

I'd have left the building, not just the room.

Justayellowbadge

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Tuesday 29th July 2014
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Dear God.

Justayellowbadge

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Wednesday 30th July 2014
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I was always taught 'Don't kick a man when he's down', 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything' and 'Don't bother with tts on the internet' so I'll just say this:

Justayellowbadge

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Wednesday 30th July 2014
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ali_kat said:
Sorry, I'm just being brutally honest & calling spades, spades today!
There are several good lawyers on here, for when you get arrested for hate crimes.

Justayellowbadge

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Sunday 3rd August 2014
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Mood board for the writers' room of The Inbetweeners.

Justayellowbadge

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Sunday 3rd August 2014
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Blown2CV said:
is it possible to be a professional Emo?
Doubt it, but the idea tickles me.

Justayellowbadge

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Sunday 3rd August 2014
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Dan_1981 said:
I thought Johnny and another PHer were in some sort of long term thing?

ChemicalChaos?
Apart from a single humiliating incident in a tent during a furry convention, I don't think he has ever been in any kind of thing.
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