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[TVR1]

anonymous said:

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Yeah right, concentrate her mind on The Mental. I seem to remember the MOT incident?. In this instant for tonker, it is 'do as I say, not as I do'.

Oh yeah tonker, MTFU!

[Happy82]

St John Smythe said:

jj333 said:

off_again said:

Sorry, but I found this one:

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/1328328-...

Swear filter will probably screw it up anyway....

The force is strong with that one:

"I'm so paranoid he's unfaithful that I've read the texts he's sent me today, and at one point where he hasn't text for over an hour, i'm thinking in my head, that's when he's been to ex's to shag her!!! There is absolutely no evidence to back this up, just my crazy mind!!!"

To be crudely honest, when I've played finger puppets with the girlfriend, I cannot get the smell out of my fingers for days and I scrub those a lot harder than my genitals

[0a]

Why visit a place where you know full well the membership are 100% women on the blob, up the duff, post birth depressed or on the menopause?

Nightmare.

[mrtwisty]

M@verick said:

Interesting reading this thread. Talk of all the cross posting etc with PH plus the feminist section on Mumsnet (which is as batst mental as everyone says, btw) got me thinking...

If the result of cross posts between here and Mumsnet went horribly wrong, imagine what would happen if they started to cross post with dollnet ?. Its the only place weird enough to fight mental with mental.

R.

M@verick - the above idea is, imho, solid gold genius. I would very much like to see it happen. It wouldn't be a PH'er being inflammatory after all, it would be some anonymous weirdo on dollnet...

Make it so man!

Oh and V100, SWT = snake with tits (a female ladyperson) BiB = Boys in Blue (the poliss)

[Hysteria1983]

The style and beauty section is a treat!

"Can I sell used make up brushes on eBay?"

Tramp!

[AndrewW-G]

rxtx said:

AndrewW-G said:

PG doesnt deserve the hassle that would come his way

I think you must mean DG.

Not unless Paul has started spelling his name with a D

[omgus]

AndrewW-G said:

Not unless Paul has started spelling his name with a D

:whoosh:

Through an event caused by /b/ i may have had a mumsnet profile. Although i absolutely would never go there and reply in a less than positive manner.
Not sure if it still works but i may try later. Netmums is far more fun for surfing, bunch of filth obsessed nutters.

And its quite easy to write as a mummsnetter you just write with the odd spelling mistake in there, make sweeping generalisations about blokes and use lots of DS, DD, DH, YY...

I met the woman who started MN a few months ago, she had a male assistant with her, he didn't find it as funny as i did.

[iphonedyou]

Happy82 said:

To be crudely honest, when I've played finger puppets with the girlfriend, I cannot get the smell out of my fingers for days and I scrub those a lot harder than my genitals

She's lying when she tells you it's supposed to smell like that.

HTH.

[chim]

Cock Womble 7 said:

The subsidiary site, mumsnetstockings.com, is much better.

Ok, I googled this hoping for some cheap thrills and it came up with this post on mums net

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/11263...

totally ruined my night, putting away the tissues as we speak

[Y282]

Just spent five minutes having a look round at a variety of topics and posts.


Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful. I was starting to cheer up til i looked at that lot. Now i feel like fking topping myself again.

[PumpkinSteve]

Mumsnet is like Loose Women, right? As in, they only talk about chocolate and how much they hate men?

[Y282]

Seriously, it just sems like an emotional graveyard for lesser women.

God if they all thought that way we'd have ground to a halt as a species by now.

[Mr Sparkle]

jj333 said:

Knock yourself out:

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

When someone said they used AIBU -'am I being unreasonable?' I assumed they were joking.

[chim]

Mr Sparkle said:

jj333 said:

Knock yourself out:

http://www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

When someone said they used AIBU -'am I being unreasonable?' I assumed they were joking.

EWCM
egg-white cervical mucus

[Digger]

Y282 said:

Just spent five minutes having a look round at a variety of topics and posts.


Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful. I was starting to cheer up til i looked at that lot. Now i feel like fking topping myself again.

Do they not have a section for mental health? ... might make you feel better about yourself (Anyone from MN reading - that's a joke ... )

[Garlick]

AndrewW-G said:

doogz said:

antspants said:

She should think herself lucky it doesn't smell of poo.
Registration to another forum has never looked so tempting, must resist

I haven't wanted to troll a forum so bad since i got booted from The Flat Earth Society.

As one of the idiots (admittedly rather drunken idiot) who posted on there last year and got sin binned for a month on here for posting a one word response on there, I would suggest leaving them alone, for no other reason than PG doesn’t deserve the hassle that would come his way. . . . . . . . . .owning a pair of mustard coloured trousers however is a completely different thing altogether!

Hmm, might wear those trousers tomorrow.

Anyway, he's right. Read their forums but please don't post crap.....we're better than that, right?

Cheers guys.

[Toby Le Rone]

Ive literally only just heard of Mumsnet.

[anonymous-user]

Well I'm pretty much in the picture now as to the history of the "spat". I have never been on Mumsnet and will resist the temptation to do so!

[Mr Pies]

Isn't netmums just as bad if not worse? Or was netmums the ones with all the filthy women on it?

[anonymous-user]

I have a confession, used to read my mums women magazine on the bog, actually found it interesting, not like a Mens mag which will bring up sex ever 5 minutes.

There are actually some good stories on mumsnet..