Most ridiculous/bizarre accusations
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Miguel Alvarez said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Carthage said:
You're just a little bit pervy, aren't you, despite the (MDF) veneer of respectability?
I resemble that remark. The question is, do you know the difference between a pork pie and a blow job?
DanDC5 said:
Miguel Alvarez said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Carthage said:
You're just a little bit pervy, aren't you, despite the (MDF) veneer of respectability?
I resemble that remark. The question is, do you know the difference between a pork pie and a blow job?
captainzep said:
Always wondered why 'tiger' was associated with sex.
There's nothing remotely sexy in their behaviour or demeanor.
They just lie there, air of cold malevolence. Then rip your face off in a frenzy of psychotic violence, gnaw at your thigh or ribcage for 15 mins and walk off yawning.
Have you had a girlfriend?There's nothing remotely sexy in their behaviour or demeanor.
They just lie there, air of cold malevolence. Then rip your face off in a frenzy of psychotic violence, gnaw at your thigh or ribcage for 15 mins and walk off yawning.
I was once walking my very young pooch when a black bin walked past, wheelie bin in hand. My dog started barking at the noise the wheels where making on the concrete.
Startled, he responded by saying I had a racist dog.
I responded by calling him a f*cking idiot and that she was barking at the noise of the wheels.
Startled, he responded by saying I had a racist dog.
I responded by calling him a f*cking idiot and that she was barking at the noise of the wheels.
shunaphil said:
Just a couple of weeks ago was filling up at local garage. Walking in to pay, and local high school was turning out for lunch. Two schoolgirls were following me in (no they weren't fit, or in pyjamas, and no I didn't get pics before anyone asks) so being a nice sort of chap I held the door open for them.
They just followed me in without saying a word, so being one for manners I cheerily said "It would be polite to say thankyou when a gentleman holds a door open for you." One of them just glared at me for an instant then yelled at the top of her voice "Are you some sort of paedo?????"
I was mortified and a little nonplussed. Luckily the cashier saw it all and just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
Mental obviously starts early in scotland......
or perhaps just a symptom of the relentless and idioticly facile application of 'stranger danger' teaching ... a focus on 'strangers' rather than abusive behaviour , as after all the stats show abuse of and violence towards children is more likely to be from a family member, friend of the family or other 'carer' than from a random stranger ... They just followed me in without saying a word, so being one for manners I cheerily said "It would be polite to say thankyou when a gentleman holds a door open for you." One of them just glared at me for an instant then yelled at the top of her voice "Are you some sort of paedo?????"
I was mortified and a little nonplussed. Luckily the cashier saw it all and just rolled her eyes and shook her head.
Mental obviously starts early in scotland......
hence the need to baslalnce the paranoia over CRBs etc ... remembering that Huntley would have been well known to Kids in Soham as a member of the School's support staff.
)McHaggis said:
More than one date.
Does not need inflating before the dates.
Knows your name.
Those are rather limiting criteria aren't they?Does not need inflating before the dates.
Knows your name.
I could be in a solid and erotically charged relationship with a woman who happened to have dementia couldn't I? -But she might need reminding of my name from time to time?
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