Idiotic Neighbour!
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Sway said:
Big bag of frozen sausages from Asda. Other supermarkets are available but you're up north.
Hammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
You sir are an evil geniusHammer them into his lawn vertically.
Wait until thawed, and every bird/badger/hedgehog/dog/fox in the area has ripped his lawn a new one.
If it's a big enough lawn, words can be formed in Ardennes style trenches.
Like a big Art Attack.
OP, do you look like Neil Buchanen?
Should be a T-Shirt
Just a patch of grass on it with a empty bag of sausages scattered in one corner and an inch stub of sausage sticking out of the grass dotted here and there.
No words just an inverted PH Logo in the corner of the grass patch.
Like a cut out showing the colour of the T-Shirt through in a patch of the grass. This will work best on white/black/blue.
Just a patch of grass on it with a empty bag of sausages scattered in one corner and an inch stub of sausage sticking out of the grass dotted here and there.
No words just an inverted PH Logo in the corner of the grass patch.
Like a cut out showing the colour of the T-Shirt through in a patch of the grass. This will work best on white/black/blue.
Morning all from a glorious sunbed in Tenerife, this is the O.P calling...
Boo Radley has been very quiet of late, hes even ceased parking on pavements after a letter from PC Matey Plod had a quiet morning and sent him a letter...
I would like to thank whoever signed Boo Radley up to every holiday brochure in the Western Hemisphere. I only wish ypud signed them up to his house... And not mine. Still, it makes me chuckle when one arrives...
I like the t-shirt idea!
Boo Radley has been very quiet of late, hes even ceased parking on pavements after a letter from PC Matey Plod had a quiet morning and sent him a letter...
I would like to thank whoever signed Boo Radley up to every holiday brochure in the Western Hemisphere. I only wish ypud signed them up to his house... And not mine. Still, it makes me chuckle when one arrives...
I like the t-shirt idea!
Sway said:
King Herald said:
H18 ENF said:
Morning all from a glorious sunbed in Tenerife, this is the O.P calling...
So, you haven't seen the 7 tons of hardcore on your drive or the sausage tree growing in your front garden then? 
Bloody 3.1415keys.
Silverbullet767 said:
Bookmarked.
Can I suggest that you decorate his car in post-its?
I see a problem with this. The post it notes on the windows should be placed upside-down - that way if you try to be clever and roll the window down, it just flattens the fCan I suggest that you decorate his car in post-its?
kers to the window instead of peeling them off. Same goes for wiper sweep although they often catch on the way back.
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