An interesting fact about yourself

[TheAngryDog]

DoubleSix said:

I have 20/10 vision.

Damn! I thought I was doing well with 20/15!

[CarTimeNow]

I'm a dab hand with a compound bow, managed to keep in the gold(the middle bit) for about 75% of the time from 70m.

Also I once met Jo Guest & Rhino from Gladiators.

Oh and most recently I must have said something clever on Twitter as I have D. Cecil Martin following me, (former NFL player)

[The Wookie]

MercuryRises said:

MrHorsepower said:

The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.

A terrible condition. Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus I believe is the Latin name

She was a sweet girl and I wouldn't knock her. But I'll tell you one thing Tony Newley said to me...

[DoubleSix]

TheAngryDog said:

DoubleSix said:

I have 20/10 vision.

Damn! I thought I was doing well with 20/15!

I have fun with the docs during eye tests blasting through the bottom row and asking for "more please"...

[thatdude]

A993LAD said:

I'm a full member of the british falconers club. and there are only 800 of us in the whole country so i'm guessing there can't be many others on here.

Falconers as in the bird(s)?

How could I get involved in such a thing? I have had the pleasure of visiting the Cotswold Falconry Centre, which was incredible.

I apologise for having nothing interesting about myself to share with you all.

[Pit Pony]

Blown2CV said:

i used to be able to hypnotise people, but i haven't done it in a very long time.

With the new laws on rape, is it rape if you hypnotize them with charm and false intellect?

[toastybase]

I've got a new jumper

[Pit Pony]

toastybase said:

I've got a new jumper

Are you a welsh hill farmer by chance ? and is this jumper also your future love interest ?

Oh er.

I've got an old cardigan.

[marmitemania]

toastybase said:

I've got a new jumper

Don't go down the disco and dance bumper to bumper, you might lose it.

[Bebee]

marmitemania said:

toastybase said:

I've got a new jumper

Don't go down the disco and dance bumper to bumper, you might lose it.

The Sultans of Ping FC.

I supported these in Wolverhampton about 1991. Good bunch of lads.

[Blown2CV]

Pit Pony said:

Blown2CV said:

i used to be able to hypnotise people, but i haven't done it in a very long time.

With the new laws on rape, is it rape if you hypnotize them with charm and false intellect?

It's only rape if someone twigs to a suggestion, and then it's not hypnotism anymore, and hence not rape. Sound of a tree falling in a forest etc.

Another fact is I once narrowly avoided hitting a spooked shire horse that galloped out of a side road right in front of me. Pie key trap thing it was pulling didn't fare so well though. If I'd had hit those horse I'd be dead, it was fking massive. Autocorrect tried to correct shire to ste.

Edited by Blown2CV on Wednesday 4th February 23:03

[nutcase]

Crossflow Kid said:

My cat's breath smells of cat food.

Thanks Ralph Wiggum ;0)

[MethylatedSpirit]

I once had an eye operation because my brother stuck his ice cream in my eye.

[GroundEffect]

I'm on a plane right now, the 5th flight of the year so far, and its snowing on the wings.

So far, no snakes to report.

[soad]

Apparently I snore...or so I've been told. Don't know if it's true, as I've never heard it myself, and it never kept me awake or woke me up!

[bridgland]

The Wookie said:

MercuryRises said:

MrHorsepower said:

The worst job I ever had was retrieving lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's bum.

A terrible condition. Lobsterisimus Bummakisimus I believe is the Latin name

She was a sweet girl and I wouldn't knock her. But I'll tell you one thing Tony Newley said to me...

Commonly known as Malibu De BumBum...