You know you are getting old when...

You know you are getting old when...

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malks222

1,873 posts

141 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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when you ask people whats the first world cup/ olympics they remember!

Sticks.

8,838 posts

253 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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It's pouring with rain here now, but I don't mind too much because, well, the garden needed it, didn't it?

Borghetto

3,274 posts

185 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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One of my first cars was a Humber Sceptre and practically no one under 50 has ever heard of it.

Squiggs

1,520 posts

157 months

Friday 24th July 2015
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GroundEffect said:
Squiggs said:
You go out to buy a new appliance - a washing machine, cooker etc - and one of the major considerations for your impending purchase isn't so much how stylish and mordern it looks or how it performs but more that there's no nooks or crannies or difficult to get behind knobs that would make cleaning it an arduous task.
That's not so much you know you're getting old but more how you know you don't have a cleaner wink
I like to think I've moved with the times and can compete with 'the modern man' .... so I like to try and cut down the amount of time my wife spends in the kitchen biggrin

Although this does seem to rather counter productive as it gives her more than enough free time to disturb me during my afternoon kip to remind me that the light bulb still needs changing in the unused box room rolleyes


sparkyhx

4,156 posts

206 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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I have shoes older than some of the people I work with.

I have been working in IT longer than some people I am working with have been alive.




Oakey

27,619 posts

218 months

Monday 10th August 2015
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When you can't remember how old you are

TwigtheWonderkid

43,690 posts

152 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Snap, crackle and pop used to be the sound of my cereal, now it's the sound of my body reaching up for the cereal box.

CountZero23

1,288 posts

180 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Snap, crackle and pop used to be the sound of my cereal, now it's the sound of my body reaching up for the cereal box.
Time for a new username?


Timmy40

12,915 posts

200 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Cars you remember honing around in after passing your test are now 'clasics'!

TwigtheWonderkid

43,690 posts

152 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Your narrow waist and broad mind have swapped places.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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When those elasticated waist slacks in the Sunday supplements begin to appeal....

When you notice that no-one seems to use joined-up writing any more....

When you start scanning the 'Deaths' announcements in your local rag....

Laurel Green

30,797 posts

234 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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When you're in agreement with other posters on this thread.

Pesty

42,655 posts

258 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Fishtigua said:
When you come out of the Doctor's with waves of relief that you're not going to pegg it.
When you come out of the doctors and he says you are really lucky you should be dead !!!

sherbertdip

1,135 posts

121 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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When all your older relatives are dead, and you realise you're next.

Rosscow

8,797 posts

165 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Davey S2 said:
When you go on a stag do and are happy that it's a golf weekend rather than just sitting in pubs drinking all day.
Bang on!

andy-xr

13,204 posts

206 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Currently doing the rounds



Rosscow

8,797 posts

165 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Wow - Chandler hasn't aged well! He's starting to look like Beetlejuice!

barwea

123 posts

175 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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I saw a link on Facebook this morning: "Things to make people born in 1990 feel old"

If that's old, what does that mean for the rest of us?

Ste1987

1,798 posts

108 months

Thursday 13th August 2015
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Rosscow said:
Wow - Chandler hasn't aged well! He's starting to look like Beetlejuice!
Neither has Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe). Friends only finished 10 years ago, looking at half the cast you'd think it had been 20 years!

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

114 months

Thursday 24th December 2015
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When the BBC show a clip of the Beatles performing "All You Need is Love" and you can remember when you watched it live.