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'Imagination is more important than knowledge'. Albert Einstein.
I have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
I have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
"Keep juggling for long enough and, sooner or later, you start to look like a clown" - somebody I used to buy gear off years ago. Stuck with me.
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light" - Attributed to Plato, but not him I think.
"We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light" - Attributed to Plato, but not him I think.
King Herald said:
'Imagination is more important than knowledge'. Albert Einstein.
I have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
You are a Man amongst MenI have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
1.Use your hands on my daughter and you'll lose them after.
2.You make her cry, I make you cry.
3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5.If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up
6.No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
2.You make her cry, I make you cry.
3.Safe sex is a myth. Anything you try will be hazardous to your health.
4.Bring her home late, there's no next date.
5.If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be dropping off a package because you're sure not picking anything up
6.No complaining while you're waiting for her. If you're bored, change my oil.
7.If your pants hang off your hips, I'll gladly secure them with my staple gun.
8.Dates must be in crowded public places. You want romance? Read a book.
Johnniem said:
ArmaghMan said:
Cogito, ergo sum
I think,therefore I am.
Rene Descartes
"Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am" Monty Python....I think,therefore I am.
Rene Descartes
He invented the philosophical scan,
"I think, therefore I am"
As a thinker there was no keener,
But he new f**k all about the Cortina
(Alexei Sayle)
944fan said:
King Herald said:
'Imagination is more important than knowledge'. Albert Einstein.
I have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
You are a Man amongst I have it as my 'personal statement' on my company profile.
Everybody else has a half page of nauseating drivel about doing their best, being part of a team, how they want to inspire others yada yada.....
Am I a bad employee?
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, in practice...
Uncle John, who runs a big HGV business. "You won't get that trailer in there"
Some bloke who works for my mates Uncle John, who runs a big HGV business. "I got that trailer out, I'll get it back in"
Uncle John "I had a st this morning, you try getting that back in"
Uncle John, who runs a big HGV business. "You won't get that trailer in there"
Some bloke who works for my mates Uncle John, who runs a big HGV business. "I got that trailer out, I'll get it back in"
Uncle John "I had a st this morning, you try getting that back in"
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