Management Speak
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wormus said:
g3org3y said:
Sounds more like st chat from people who are desperate to sound clever/important.
Nothing wrong with being clever and important. Somebody’s got to lead. Piece of piss.
wormus said:
SAS Tom said:
Why is there a need for anything to do with t shirts? If the useful part of it is a size why not call it a size?
What like feet and inches? Kilos? Perhaps European shoe size? It’s S,M,L,XL
Edited by wormus on Thursday 11th July 19:04
Gecko1978 said:
S a business analyst I am subject to much of this BS on a daily basis. To be clear I became a BA when I realised I would get paid more to talk crap about my day job than actually do my day job (Risk Analyst in the city).
Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Yep my employers now have all this nonsense.Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Since its introduction within the development team (of which I am not a part), the main change seems to be that nothing gets done but there are lots of meetings about things that are supposed to be getting done, but don't.
wormus said:
SAS Tom said:
Why is there a need for anything to do with t shirts? If the useful part of it is a size why not call it a size?
What like feet and inches? Kilos? Perhaps European shoe size? It’s S,M,L,XL
Edited by wormus on Thursday 11th July 19:04
zarjaz1991 said:
Gecko1978 said:
S a business analyst I am subject to much of this BS on a daily basis. To be clear I became a BA when I realised I would get paid more to talk crap about my day job than actually do my day job (Risk Analyst in the city).
Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Yep my employers now have all this nonsense.Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Since its introduction within the development team (of which I am not a part), the main change seems to be that nothing gets done but there are lots of meetings about things that are supposed to be getting done, but don't.
zarjaz1991 said:
Gecko1978 said:
S a business analyst I am subject to much of this BS on a daily basis. To be clear I became a BA when I realised I would get paid more to talk crap about my day job than actually do my day job (Risk Analyst in the city).
Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Yep my employers now have all this nonsense.Agile is the current flavour of the month.
list of tasks = backlog
when a task is done = sprint 1, 2, 3 etc
daily meeting = scrum
person who hosts the meeting = scrum master
more senior project manager = product owner
(note the last 2 are unlikely to actually have a clue what's going on).
Requirments for any activity = user story
collection of requirments = epic
to discover something is wrong = fast fail
its all bullst and I have yet to see it work well
Since its introduction within the development team (of which I am not a part), the main change seems to be that nothing gets done but there are lots of meetings about things that are supposed to be getting done, but don't.
Agile is not the emperor's new clothes. It can work. But too many companies implement it badly because they think they have to without understanding the benefits and doing it properly.
Lily the Pink said:
wormus said:
jonamv8 said:
What line of work are you in?
Digital transformation. was in a meeting years ago, when this was kinda floating about and starting to take root - the ones that talk with sayings and words that really seem out of place in a Scottish working environment.
I got up and said look out the window - what do you see..... Arran was the answer... and whats around it - sea.... they said. now whats that bit out there where the sea meets the land.... beach they said.... or what else another name.... coast.... bingo... its the freaking west coast of Scotland not cali-ducking-fornia…. I walked out the meeting.
sometimes they just don't get it.
I got up and said look out the window - what do you see..... Arran was the answer... and whats around it - sea.... they said. now whats that bit out there where the sea meets the land.... beach they said.... or what else another name.... coast.... bingo... its the freaking west coast of Scotland not cali-ducking-fornia…. I walked out the meeting.
sometimes they just don't get it.
ruggedscotty said:
was in a meeting years ago, when this was kinda floating about and starting to take root - the ones that talk with sayings and words that really seem out of place in a Scottish working environment.
I got up and said look out the window - what do you see..... Arran was the answer... and whats around it - sea.... they said. now whats that bit out there where the sea meets the land.... beach they said.... or what else another name.... coast.... bingo... its the freaking west coast of Scotland not cali-ducking-fornia…. I walked out the meeting.
sometimes they just don't get it.
You sure showed them!I got up and said look out the window - what do you see..... Arran was the answer... and whats around it - sea.... they said. now whats that bit out there where the sea meets the land.... beach they said.... or what else another name.... coast.... bingo... its the freaking west coast of Scotland not cali-ducking-fornia…. I walked out the meeting.
sometimes they just don't get it.
jonamv8 said:
Lily the Pink said:
wormus said:
jonamv8 said:
What line of work are you in?
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