So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

So you wake up and are the last person on earth...

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Adenauer

18,585 posts

237 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.
Knock up some mint sauce and it doesn't seem so bad.
I don't think Timmy40 from Wales was thinking about eating it.

Pommygranite

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14,280 posts

217 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Adenauer said:
Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.
Knock up some mint sauce and it doesn't seem so bad.
I don't think Timmy40 from Wales was thinking about eating it.
Maybe he likes to warm them up first

soad

32,941 posts

177 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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I Am Legend. wink

HustleRussell

24,772 posts

161 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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soad said:
I Am Legend. wink
Was an okay film but would've been rubbish without zombie hordes and the prospect of possible human existence elsewhere

MikeT66

2,682 posts

125 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Load up a big comfy 4x4 with water, some food and lots of porn. Head to the Channel Tunnel and cross into mainland Europe. Relocate to southern Italy, load up with more food, beer and wine and slowly descend into a sun-soaked wine-and-beer inebriated porn-fest... probably. And go mental within a few weeks, eventually dying of either alcohol poisoning or sheer self-abuse.

Cotty

39,659 posts

285 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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HustleRussell said:
soad said:
I Am Legend. wink
Was an okay film but would've been rubbish without zombie hordes and the prospect of possible human existence elsewhere
I was quite enjoying it until the zombies turned up.

DannyScene

6,651 posts

156 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Rather worryingly it's just dawned on me there would be no TV any more, I'm bothered by how much that scared me

HustleRussell

24,772 posts

161 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Cotty said:
HustleRussell said:
soad said:
I Am Legend. wink
Was an okay film but would've been rubbish without zombie hordes and the prospect of possible human existence elsewhere
I was quite enjoying it until the zombies turned up.
Yeah but 50 years of it?

Cotty

39,659 posts

285 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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DannyScene said:
Rather worryingly it's just dawned on me there would be no TV any more, I'm bothered by how much that scared me
Reminds me of a book I read called Island in the Sea of Time.
"the island of Nantucket in Massachusetts which was transported back in time to 1250 BC"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nantucket_series

Due to no internet lots of people topping themselves, couldn't cope being disconnected.

airsafari87

2,631 posts

183 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Find and figure out how to operate the satellites in space and point the camera at a country of my choosing.

Find and figure out how to launch a nuclear missile.

Point all of them at the country that had already been chosen previously.

Launch, then sit back and watch them on the satellite feed.

I imagine the excitement would be on par with striking a single match then using that match to sit fire the rest of the box in one go.
Frivolous, pointless but f*cking brilliant.

Watchman

6,391 posts

246 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Oscarmac said:
Pommygranite said:
KaraK said:
DannyScene said:
Watchman said:
DannyScene said:
evenflow said:
For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?
Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?
Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".
Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through
Easily.. or break into a train and drive that through? Or just steal a boat, take that over and acquire a car in Calais?
How hard would it be to drive through the train tunnels on a moped?
Didn't a migrant manage to walk the length of the tunnel sometime last year?
The steel gates in the service tunnel are intended to hold back the sea. Ramming them will accomplish nothing.

Trains won't have any power, so you can't drive one.

Moped-ing through the railway tunnels might be possible but I'm sure I've seen raised sleepers or something in the tunnel before - either way I'd want to take a car - something big enough to carry the supplies I'd need.

The LandRover rail car looks good. Just have to hope a EuroTunnel train didn't crawl to a halt in the tunnel.

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

232 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Watchman said:
Oscarmac said:
Pommygranite said:
KaraK said:
DannyScene said:
Watchman said:
DannyScene said:
evenflow said:
For those planning to tour Europe, how are you going to get there?
Ever heard of a thing called the channel tunnel?
Not wanting to sound like I'm actually looking forward to being the last person on earth which is why I've given this far too much thought or anything, but...

... how would you get a car through the Chunnel? I believe you could drive through the service tunnel but it has some pretty serious steel doors that probably failed "closed".
Errrm, ram the gates?

Let's face it, with all the time in the world you could easily get through
Easily.. or break into a train and drive that through? Or just steal a boat, take that over and acquire a car in Calais?
How hard would it be to drive through the train tunnels on a moped?
Didn't a migrant manage to walk the length of the tunnel sometime last year?
The steel gates in the service tunnel are intended to hold back the sea. Ramming them will accomplish nothing.

Trains won't have any power, so you can't drive one.

Moped-ing through the railway tunnels might be possible but I'm sure I've seen raised sleepers or something in the tunnel before - either way I'd want to take a car - something big enough to carry the supplies I'd need.

The LandRover rail car looks good. Just have to hope a EuroTunnel train didn't crawl to a halt in the tunnel.
Why would you need supplies? Its 31 miles you can last 31 miles with stuff in a carrier bag, France would be full of supplies.

You could also drive as far as you can then walk the rest.

You could open the big doors, they must be able to be opened and closed. You have all the time in the world and if you're clever you might find some TH3 that will open most things.

Or dover calais is only 20 miles by sea, pick a nice day and you could do it in a bathtub. Personally I would do it in this, http://www.clarkeandcarter.co.uk/boats-for-sale/20... its in dover and oh look its free!


Watchman

6,391 posts

246 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Major Fallout said:
Why would you need supplies? Its 31 miles you can last 31 miles with stuff in a carrier bag, France would be full of supplies.

You could also drive as far as you can then walk the rest.

You could open the big doors, they must be able to be opened and closed. You have all the time in the world and if you're clever you might find some TH3 that will open most things.

Or dover calais is only 20 miles by sea, pick a nice day and you could do it in a bathtub. Personally I would do it in this, http://www.clarkeandcarter.co.uk/boats-for-sale/20... its in dover and oh look its free!
If you were the last person on earth - no-one else to support you - you'd want to hold onto any supplies you had until you found something better. You can't afford to risk anything. No second chances.

The doors are in a tunnel under the sea. I imagine TH3 is an explosive. I'm not sure how a tunnel under the sea would react to that. I wouldn't want to either be there when it went off or risk ruining my way off this island.

Watchman

6,391 posts

246 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Incidentally, we're talking about these:




Actually that's a door leading into the service tunnel from the main tunnels.


The doors in the service tunnel themselves are shown (open) here:



Edited by Watchman on Thursday 7th January 14:03

Vocal Minority

8,582 posts

153 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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I know i put a depressing reality answer in as well,

But I was honestly expecting more, 'dig up Isaac Newton, dress his skeleton in a McDonalds Uniform and have him serve at a drive through in Chelmsford' type stuff....I mean, bored's bored right?

Speed addicted

5,592 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Watchman said:
Incidentally, we're talking about these:




Actually that's a door leading into the service tunnel from the main tunnels.


The doors in the service tunnel themselves are show (open) here:



Edited by Watchman on Thursday 7th January 14:02
Surely that gigantic round wheel on the left of the picture is a manual opener so if there is no power you can still get the doors open (really slowly).

soad

32,941 posts

177 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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glenrobbo

35,397 posts

151 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Pommygranite said:
Adenauer said:
Cotty said:
Timmy40 said:
Is it just the people who have gone? Would there still be sheep? If there were sheep left to look after, and a horse, and dog I'd be OK I reckon.
Knock up some mint sauce and it doesn't seem so bad.
I don't think Timmy40 from Wales was thinking about eating it.
Maybe he likes to warm them up first
He wouldn't like a butch one though:


Much better to choose a pretty one:


Hello ladies.....

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

213 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Post on some of argumentative threads in the NP&E section, so I did indeed have the last word and was the winner of the internet.

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

232 months

Thursday 7th January 2016
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Watchman said:
Incidentally, we're talking about these:




Actually that's a door leading into the service tunnel from the main tunnels.


The doors in the service tunnel themselves are shown (open) here:



Edited by Watchman on Thursday 7th January 14:03
So just use the Spanish override on the left, they are watertight blast doors not security doors.
TH3 is Thermate not to be confused with thermite, uesd to burn through metal, not an explosive as such. But Im sure enough liner cutting explosives or enough thermal lances would also do the job. If you didnt want to bother turning the wheel.