A lesson learnt for an angry old lady

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Bungleaio said:

I would have taken the piss out of my mrs and then taken a photo of her before offering any assistance. Cleaning bird st is not an emergency.

You're all heart

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Roman Rhodes said:

So the OPs “wifey” is blonde and, now, also elderly and the “brilliant idea” (that was so brilliant he started a thread on it) was leaving some used wet wipes on a windscreen? On what planet would anyone consider that brilliant, funny or clever?

Nice try OP but an epic fail. You didn’t get the pat on the head you hoped for so resort to back-tracking and lying.

How old are you? Genuine question.

His wife did.

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FN2TypeR said:

His wife did.

Yea that quote from Randy has already been refuted so Id be grateful if you didn't add insult to injury by re-quoting it !

Funny though

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BlackLabel said:

You make it sound like you were performing some kind of complex surgical procedure on your OH,

No, that's my day job - do you want to make an appointment ?

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RATATTAK said:

No, that's my day job - do you want to make an appointment ?

Lobotomies are 50% off next week - or have you already had one ?

[Monkeylegend]

RATATTAK said:

RATATTAK said:

No, that's my day job - do you want to make an appointment ?

Lobotomies are 50% off next week - or have you already had one ?

Not surprised you can only remove 50% at your age, the hand shakes must play havoc with the scalpel.

There can't be many surgeons still working at 72

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Monkeylegend said:

Not surprised you can only remove 50% at your age, the hand shakes must play havoc with the scalpel.

There can't be many surgeons still working at 72

No, you misunderstand, it's 50% off the price !



ETA

and the surgeon bit is not true

Edited by RATATTAK on Saturday 21st April 21:05

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soad said:

Wife's pics available or what?

dirty boy !

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TonyRPH said:

All I can say is, it must have been amusing when they started their car....

wasn't there so can't say ...

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Berkshire bred said:

I think the only apropriate answer is, stuffed them down the old bags throat.


Or possibly in the petrol filler flap?

neither of the above

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oilbethere said:

I'm with the old lady. You're a .

thanks

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S6PNJ said:

And I was so hoping that was going to be a banana up the tailpipe! which is probably the best place for the wet wipes!

didn't have a banana ... and I wouldn't do that anyway

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Jonesy23 said:

So with the wet wipes was it assault or criminal damage you went for in the end?

Neither, but thanks for your concern

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Give it up op. Please.

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poo at Paul's said:

Can't your wife clean her own head?

No, I'm her carer

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Jag_NE said:

it sounds odd that a little bit of bird st attracted a small crowd of good samaritans....did your wife have some sort of emotional breakdown, or were they all horrified porsche enthusiasts?

My wife was in a bit of a state ... car was OK thanks

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Kermit power said:

Absolutely agree.

The only reasonable action - beyond a) not making this whole story up or b) not blocking the disabled parking spot in the first place would've been to apologise, move the car immediately and then finish cleaning up the mess.

As for "guess what I did with the wet wipes hahaha", surely it's illegal not only for twelve year olds to drive, but also for them to be married?

Thanks for your opinion ... makes me wonder how you treat your wife/partner

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languagetimothy said:

These.

And pointed out to the wifey that any that's left will come out easily next time she has it bleached.

Foolish comment but thanks

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V8mate said:

Oh dear. This thread hasn't gone well for the OP.

I fear there's no chance now of him coming clean about shoving a bunch of stty wet wipes up the Kia's exhaust.

We'll never know.

Ah 'tis you who suggested the exhaust pipe solution

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andy_s said:

OP, go calm yourself down, you've behaved ttishly for absolutely no reason.

Your lack of understnding speaks volumes about you