Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

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MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Thursday 6th January 2022
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MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Monday 10th January 2022
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Zumbruk

7,848 posts

262 months

Monday 10th January 2022
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MartG said:
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Monday 10th January 2022
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"borrowed" from FB.

geeks

9,262 posts

141 months

Monday 10th January 2022
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Zumbruk said:
MartG said:
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
rofl

tribbles

3,986 posts

224 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
What tolerance?

glenrobbo

35,525 posts

152 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
None of the squares contain 27,000 resistors.

/Pedant

Piersman2

6,612 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
None of the squares contain 27,000 resistors.

/Pedant
Indeed, but could some contain 2,700 resistors?

Desiderata

2,436 posts

56 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Shamelessly nicked from FB




smn159

12,876 posts

219 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Piersman2 said:
glenrobbo said:
Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
None of the squares contain 27,000 resistors.

/Pedant
Indeed, but could some contain 2,700 resistors?
hehe Top pedantry there

moosepig

1,306 posts

243 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
None of the squares contain 27,000 resistors.

/Pedant

Strangely Brown

10,218 posts

233 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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moosepig said:
This moon is small. The one out there...

geeks

9,262 posts

141 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Strangely Brown said:
moosepig said:
This moon is small. The one out there...

e-honda

9,028 posts

148 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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I've ridden an elephant, I know it was big.
I've never been close enough to the moon to see it is any bigger than the hole in a toilet roll tube.
Even with what looks like a real big harvest moon it's actually pretty much the same size when you look through a toilet roll tube, it just looks bigger lower down.

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Piersman2 said:
glenrobbo said:
Morningside said:
"borrowed" from FB.
None of the squares contain 27,000 resistors.

/Pedant
Indeed, but could some contain 2,700 resistors?
Who knows, I'm colourblind getmecoat

Skyedriver

18,065 posts

284 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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e-honda said:
I've ridden an elephant, I know it was big.
I've never been close enough to the moon to see it is any bigger than the hole in a toilet roll tube.
Even with what looks like a real big harvest moon it's actually pretty much the same size when you look through a toilet roll tube, it just looks bigger lower down.
You are John Noakes (or Val Singleton) and I claim my £5

MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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MartG

20,757 posts

206 months

Tuesday 11th January 2022
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Frimley111R

15,720 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th January 2022
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MartG said:
Excellent

deckster

9,631 posts

257 months

Wednesday 12th January 2022
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Frimley111R said:
MartG said:
Excellent
Except that millennials are defined as those reaching adulthood in the early 2000s. People born this century are Generation Z.

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