Just the punchlines please

[JonRB]

garycat said:

If I knew they did that, I'd have charged you double.

Classic gag.

Actually, this reminds me of the joke where everyone knows the jokes so well they've numbered them to save time.

75!

(It's the way I tell them)

[G C]

....BAHHH

[Fer]

"I can, but I don't think Rex could"

"I just told him, Bad dog"

What, in this weather?!

That'th becauthe you forgot your thaddle, thilly.

Left 'em on the beach at Goose Green.

OK, he's dead, now what?

OK, I'll do the washing up.

And he said, F**k off, I am watching the match!

[Strangely Brown]

... yeth, and I'm only thixteen.

[stuttgartmetal]

and here comes Denzil with the two aholes.

[bodyslammm]

the pope died a virgin...


ian huntly bathing them...


clam chowder.

[Sciroccology]

Strangely Brown said:

... yeth, and I'm only thixteen.

I love that one. Thank you.

[Six Fiend]

Yes! Your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse...

[gmk666]

"Shhh. Fanny."

[ff5317]

But with a little help from the lord and two sharp sticks I managed to get it all back in again.

[Strangely Brown]

... you're lucky it wasn't the white one, he knows bugger all about cars.

[john_r]

...Thursday? On Thursday it's your turn in the barrel!

[Sciroccology]

"Dunno, I was born with them."

[JonRB]

"Right! Break's over. Everyone get your heads under again."

[JonRB]

"In 20 seconds she put the fear of God into more people than you did in your entire life"

[catso]

"Plix"

[shadowninja]

"Fvck you Blitish, too!!"

"bks to the Chief Rabbi."

Edited by shadowninja on Monday 16th June 14:43

[Fer]

I's surprised, he hated the book.

[bodyslammm]

shadowninja said:

"Fvck you Blitish, too!!"

hahaha, fluctuations.

[shadowninja]

bodyslammm said:

shadowninja said:

"Fvck you Blitish, too!!"

hahaha, fluctuations.

And fvck you Blitish, too!!