Using the loo in in front of your partner
Poll: Using the loo in in front of your partner
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911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Is your life's ambition to get a divorce?
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
ZesPak said:
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
911motorsport said:
ZesPak said:
Quaint said:
911motorsport said:
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
You swine. Massively amusing, though.
You lived through it?
Damn some of you can do a lot, swap dvds she lends out with porn, putting them out in the open without pants,...
Mine would have a serious case of the mental in either case.
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Ive been crying with laughter at that one Brave man I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
fatboy18 said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Ive been crying with laughter at that one Brave man I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
wee yes. other no.
But you must remember to lock the door otherwise the spaniel does have a habit of sliding the door open, having a look and clearing off again
That is the first thing we tell people who visit. ALWAYS lock the door otherwise expect surprise.
But you must remember to lock the door otherwise the spaniel does have a habit of sliding the door open, having a look and clearing off again
That is the first thing we tell people who visit. ALWAYS lock the door otherwise expect surprise.
Edited by Morningside on Friday 26th November 20:08
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
Full marks for making me PMSL I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
I've often thought about it, but next time someone gets caught short in my car I'm trying that!
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
sneijder said:
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 26th November 22:33
911motorsport said:
sneijder said:
Zod said:
911motorsport said:
Out with Mrs.911 for an extended hoon when she got the call of nature (no.2s!).
I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
You didn't have a kettle in the car then?I drove for ages but couldn't find anywhere with a toilet. Panic was setting in and she was clutching the edges of her seat and becoming very animated and was groaning. In the end she got so desperate she shouted at me (as if it was my fault!) to pull over to the side of the road. She was out like a flash and squatted down by the side of the car with the door as a 'screen'.
I don't know what provoked me to do it but I immediately drove off about 50 yards down the road and sat with tears streaming down my face as all the cars tooted and cheered as they drove past her.
We never spoke for several days
'It's a poo joke on the internets my dear'.
Edited by 911motorsport on Friday 26th November 22:33
Piss yes, dump no. Only one toilet in our place, which is particularly annoying when you crap as often as I do and the missus is in there hogging it. One time I had to drive to the nearest pub just to unload as I couldn't wait any longer!
Edited by Richieboy3008 on Friday 27th May 09:33
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