Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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yellowjack

17,091 posts

168 months

Thursday 16th November 2023
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Bluedot said:
Se7enheaven said:
The totally aggressive driving nature in the UK. It’s endemic. The latest craze appears to be the roundabout roulette. Cars entering roundabouts at warp speed and woe be tied if you get in their path of trajectory, as they will aim directly for you ,and to prove that you are hindering milliseconds of their progress will in fact speed up further as a scare tactic. And I’m not talking about poor driving on the victims part ,as with the speed these imbeciles travel at they appear out of nowhere, mostly with no indication of their intended travel direction.
I've certainly noticed this more on roundabouts these days, I suppose the mentality is that no one can possibly coming round the roundabout at the same speed as me so I'll just shoot across.
One day though...
I walked into Bournemouth earlier today. Had a need to visit a bank branch and all the local ones have closed. So far, so annoying. By the time I'd had a bite to eat, checked local pawn shops for cheap camera lenses, and wandered down to the pier I decided 5 miles was enough walking for one day and got the bus home. Long route, gradually getting further away from home. Quite annoying, but the £2 fixed fare madeit slightly less annoying.

Relevance to the post above? Approaching a roundabout, I was looking out of a top deck window on the bus, taking advantage of the elevated viewpoint to check out driving standards at "ground level". Shocking numbers of people on phones, eating, drinking, etc. But one stuck out at this roundabout. Two blokes in a Land Rover Discovery approaching from the opposite direction to the bus. The bus was stuck in traffic but the road on their side was clear. They did that "warp speed approach" thing initially, but the driver must have bottled it for whatever reason. So heavy braking and the passenger seemed to drop something into the footwell, then swiftly retrieve it. His reaction, though, was pure comedy. Leaning forward repeatedly (and occasionally getting caught out by the inertia reel) and pulling angry, intimidating faces at traffic coming around the roundabout, waving his fists, doing that "gangsta" two-finger gun thing, and lip reading his ranting was funny as owt. The driver, too, was calling other drivers (who he now had to give way to) all sorts of fruity names, but he didn't look quite as aggressive. In the end, rather than wait for a gap to enter the roundabout safely, they picked a much smaller gap and got a long "beeeeeep!" from the driver who had to brake to avoid them. The response (from the driver) was a raised middle finger out of the window he'd just buzzed down, presumably in preparation for what he knew would be coming his way. I think some folk are just wired up wrong...

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Se7enheaven said:
woe be tied
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!

MartG

20,733 posts

206 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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popeyewhite said:
Se7enheaven said:
woe be tied
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
Yes, but they are mostly driven by French people wink

LunarOne

5,379 posts

139 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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popeyewhite said:
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
The American invention of the word "irregardless" and usage by people who mean "regardless".

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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LunarOne said:
popeyewhite said:
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
The American invention of the word "irregardless" and usage by people who mean "regardless".
Obviously I've picked up some of the lingo from my time in New York. Strange how some things stay with you for years. Sorry you find that annoying, it's not as bad as Steve McClaren's pidgin Dutch though.

Misuse of quotation marks.

Edit: comma lol

Edited by popeyewhite on Friday 17th November 17:07

Alickadoo

1,776 posts

25 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Se7enheaven said:
Myself and my wife are just back from a trip in Vietnam and Malaysia ,and as crazy as the traffic can get at times never once witnessed any form of road rage or any “aiming” tactics. WTF is wrong with this place ? This country is seriously fked up.
My wife and I.

M4cruiser

3,727 posts

152 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Alickadoo said:
Se7enheaven said:
Myself and my wife are just back from a trip in Vietnam and Malaysia ,and as crazy as the traffic can get at times never once witnessed any form of road rage or any “aiming” tactics. WTF is wrong with this place ? This country is seriously fked up.
My wife and I.
Yes.
But much more annoying when someone says "I" thinking they are being correct, but it should be "me",

"He gave the book to my wife and I." Noooooooooooooo. to my wife and me.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,528 posts

182 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Alickadoo said:
My wife and I.
Me and the missus, surely?

Alickadoo

1,776 posts

25 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Alickadoo said:
My wife and I.
Me and the missus, surely?
Even that is better than "Myself and my wife".

number2

4,355 posts

189 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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LunarOne said:
popeyewhite said:
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
The American invention of the word "irregardless" and usage by people who mean "regardless".
... and don't start on the people that 'could care less'. That was started by Frank7 (may he rest in peace), and his love of America.

The phrase is 'couldn't care less'. If you can't care less for something, it's at the bottom of your caring pecking order, and this is the message you're trying to get scross. If you could care less, you care about it more than other things.

Idiots.

LunarOne

5,379 posts

139 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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number2 said:
LunarOne said:
popeyewhite said:
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
The American invention of the word "irregardless" and usage by people who mean "regardless".
... and don't start on the people that 'could care less'. That was started by Frank7 (may he rest in peace), and his love of America.

The phrase is 'couldn't care less'. If you can't care less for something, it's at the bottom of your caring pecking order, and this is the message you're trying to get across. If you could care less, you care about it more than other things.

Idiots.
Sorry, but you're preaching to the Pope.



number2

4,355 posts

189 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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LunarOne said:
number2 said:
LunarOne said:
popeyewhite said:
Woe betide.

Your annoyance isn't beyond reason in my view. Too many cars, too much anger/aggression/poor driving. It's irregardless of the UK's road safety record as we have too many cars on our poorly maintained roads. Think of the size of France - they had 45 million cars on their roads last year - the UK had 41 million. France is nearly 2.5 times the size of the UK!
The American invention of the word "irregardless" and usage by people who mean "regardless".
... and don't start on the people that 'could care less'. That was started by Frank7 (may he rest in peace), and his love of America.

The phrase is 'couldn't care less'. If you can't care less for something, it's at the bottom of your caring pecking order, and this is the message you're trying to get across. If you could care less, you care about it more than other things.

Idiots.
Sorry, but you're preaching to the Pope.

Thank you! Brilliant clap.

flatlandsman

764 posts

9 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Please explain to me why on earth it is necessary to include among other things like credit reports, wage slips, previous addresses, bank statements.

I have to include a picture of myself and another picture of myself touching my chin, demeaning, idiotic and downright rude ind intrusive if you ask me.

For guess what, A sodding shared ownership housing application!]

never seen anything so utterly ridiculous in all my days.

popeyewhite

20,151 posts

122 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Alickadoo said:
My wife and I.
Me and the missus, surely?
Her indoors. Or, irritatingly, SWIMBO.

Sheets Tabuer

19,118 posts

217 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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popeyewhite said:
Her indoors. Or, irritatingly, SWIMBO.
You mean the Minister for war?

lord trumpton

7,492 posts

128 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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Sheets Tabuer said:
popeyewhite said:
Her indoors. Or, irritatingly, SWIMBO.
You mean the Minister for war?
The House Captain

Antony Moxey

8,184 posts

221 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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popeyewhite said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Alickadoo said:
My wife and I.
Me and the missus, surely?
Her indoors. Or, irritatingly, SWIMBO.
Or, irritatingly, what? What does the ‘I’ stand for?

Biker's Nemesis

38,873 posts

210 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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I am at an age when its easier to ask what does not annoy me.

NRG1976

1,106 posts

12 months

Friday 17th November 2023
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People whose “mate” always has a better watch, car, house, job, holiday than you.

“Oh you going to America? My friend went to America ten times, flew first class, stayed in 5 star hotels and said it was crap”

“Oh you’ve bought a Ferrari 458? My mate has a Ferrari 488, it’s so much more modern, he didn’t like the 458”

“Oh your kid has a job at XYZ? My mates daughter worked there and said it’s crap and she is much happier at her new job”

“Oh you’ve bought a Porsche? I really like Ferrari’s. Have you seen the 458, it looks amazing.”

Biker's Nemesis

38,873 posts

210 months

Saturday 18th November 2023
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NRG1976 said:
People whose “mate” always has a better watch, car, house, job, holiday than you.

“Oh you going to America? My friend went to America ten times, flew first class, stayed in 5 star hotels and said it was crap”

“Oh you’ve bought a Ferrari 458? My mate has a Ferrari 488, it’s so much more modern, he didn’t like the 458”

“Oh your kid has a job at XYZ? My mates daughter worked there and said it’s crap and she is much happier at her new job”

“Oh you’ve bought a Porsche? I really like Ferrari’s. Have you seen the 458, it looks amazing.”
Yeah, If you've been to Tenerife they've been to 11enerife.