Show us your new shoes (Vol 2)

Show us your new shoes (Vol 2)

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So

26,537 posts

224 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
So said:
I don't mean to appear rude, but I think I am going to. They are some of the most horrible shoes I have seen for a long time - and I visit this thread often!

They look like something the apprentice didn't finish before he was sacked.



If you look at one of the other photos (above), they haven't been finished properly and what is that on the heel? It looks like someone peed on them before photographing them. All of this in addition to the design being hilarious and only congruous in a clown's outfitters.
laugh
Seriously, I implore you, familiarise yourself with the returns policy.




Integroo

11,575 posts

87 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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So said:
Seriously, I implore you, familiarise yourself with the returns policy.
I like them, my girlfriend likes them. Let's wait and see what they are like in person.

g3org3y

20,701 posts

193 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
G H Bass Weejuns Penny Loafer. On one hand, I like them. On the other hand,I am not sure I have the wardrobe for them and my girlfriend hates them. .
Integroo said:
I like them, my girlfriend likes them. Let's wait and see what they are like in person.
Why are you so bothered about what your girlfriend thinks?

I don't think the shoes are quite as bad as So makes out but I don't think they will work very well with "smart casual (wool trousers / chinos)".

RichTT said:
First entry into this weird world of nice shoes. Bought myself a pair of Barker's a few years ago, and just last month threw out a crappy old pair of brogues and updated them with some Cheaneys. Comfiest shoes I own now.

SHOE TREES!

rsbmw

3,464 posts

107 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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craigjm

18,117 posts

202 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
Ordered these in the end - should arrive early next week:

https://www.cruisefashion.com/grenson-archie-brogu...

They look like the kind of shoes you are forced to wear when you can’t walk properly so it makes it easier for you

Or

When you are a midget and you need your shoes to give you some “hidden height”

Integroo

11,575 posts

87 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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I did not expect them to get this much hate! Proper shoe brand, goodyear welted soles...

Chunky so that they go with both jeans and chinos/trousers.

Will see what I think when they arrive Monday.

InductionRoar

2,017 posts

134 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
I did not expect them to get this much hate! Proper shoe brand, goodyear welted soles...
Really? You must be new round these parts.

Post a photo on Monday so we can comment on your carpet, skirting board, socks and trousers.

Meridius

1,608 posts

154 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Chunky derbies can look good but I think the brogue makes these look too busy. You've got the funky sole or the broguing, not both at the same time. They'd probably look better with a plain upper.

Integroo

11,575 posts

87 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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InductionRoar said:
Really? You must be new round these parts.

Post a photo on Monday so we can comment on your carpet, skirting board, socks and trousers.
Will do. I'll be in a serviced apartment though so it won't be my skirting board or carpet!

CharlesdeGaulle

26,534 posts

182 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
I did not expect them to get this much hate! Proper shoe brand, goodyear welted soles...
And, in fairness, an odd number of eyelets; the basics are there ...



... but, you know ...

Goaty Bill 2

3,430 posts

121 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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InductionRoar said:
Integroo said:
laugh

They are woolen trousers, what's wrong with them...
No turn-ups?
Nailed it

Goaty Bill 2

3,430 posts

121 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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craigjm said:
These horrors just came up on my Facebook

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy biggrin

Dromedary66

1,924 posts

140 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Integroo said:
Ordered these in the end - should arrive early next week:

https://www.cruisefashion.com/grenson-archie-brogu...

One of the worst things I've seen on the internet. And I've watched a video of a mexican cartel member being beheaded by a chainsaw.

RichTT

3,107 posts

173 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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g3org3y said:
SHOE TREES!
Yes, on the way smile

wolfracesonic

7,133 posts

129 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Dromedary66 said:
One of the worst things I've seen on the internet. And I've watched a video of a mexican cartel member being beheaded by a chainsaw.
What sort of shoes were they wearing? Dainite soles?

Integroo

11,575 posts

87 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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laugh





I actually quite like them. Sadly they are way too big so will have to be returned.

shirt

22,714 posts

203 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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technodup said:
I'm looking for a pair of zipped boots in brown. Preferably pointier (or chisel toed) than most on here, no, or minimal broguing and with a bit of 'style'. By which I mean toward the Jeffery West end rather than the Jacob Rees Mogg end.

JW don't have anything I fancy. Jo Ghost close but no cigar. Any others I should be looking for?
http://www.joghostboots.com/men-c-1.html

Which ones were you looking at? I haven’t seen shoes like that since my last visit to Uganda hehe

FreeLitres

6,069 posts

179 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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Integroo said:
I actually quite like them. Sadly they are way too big so will have to be returned.
Will you be ordering them in the next size down then?

Integroo

11,575 posts

87 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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FreeLitres said:
Will you be ordering them in the next size down then?
No as returns are a pain in the arse and I have to pay my own postage so cba incase the 9s don't fit!

technodup

7,585 posts

132 months

Saturday 23rd March 2019
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shirt said:
http://www.joghostboots.com/men-c-1.html

Which ones were you looking at? I haven’t seen shoes like that since my last visit to Uganda hehe
I'm quite tempted by these

http://www.joghostboots.com/index.php?main_page=pr...