Local Facebook groups

[anonymous-user]

595Heaven said:

You can imagine how this one is going down…

I see what you did there.

[Saleen836]

[r3g]

SistersofPercy said:

bobtail4x4 said:

I have no words

This will be a niche comment that few of you will get, but now I've seen this I have an old Faith No More song stuck in my head called 'Surprise! You're dead'

Haha! I didn't twig on the first time I read it but it's bloody obvious now! I think he's been rather optimistic expecting other FB users to 'get it' though!

[csd19]

pocketspring said:

595Heaven said:

You can imagine how this one is going down…

I see what you did there.

I rather suspect the going down will be even better once the bush is trimmed

[WarrenB]

Saleen836 said:

Old colleague of mine kicked off because although his car passed it's MOT last year with an advisory on front tyres, it failed the year after because it's front tyres were bald. 'Ridiculous. Why did they not tell me last year!?'

[anonymous-user]

"Does anyone have a door planer?"
"What do you need it for?"
"To shave a door."

[Saleen836]

[Spare tyre]

My friend showed me a Facebook page

the spotting of wheelchair mickey

About some naughty fella always upto crime etc in his wheel chair

Breaking into cars recently, worth a look

[hidetheelephants]

Spare tyre said:

My friend showed me a Facebook page

the spotting of wheelchair mickey

About some naughty fella always upto crime etc in his wheel chair

Breaking into cars recently, worth a look

Sounds like a character from Viz.

[anonymous-user]

Spare tyre said:

My friend showed me a Facebook page

the spotting of wheelchair mickey

About some naughty fella always upto crime etc in his wheel chair

Breaking into cars recently, worth a look

He's not cousins with trailer Tony is he?

[Spare tyre]

pocketspring said:

Spare tyre said:

My friend showed me a Facebook page

the spotting of wheelchair mickey

About some naughty fella always upto crime etc in his wheel chair

Breaking into cars recently, worth a look

He's not cousins with trailer Tony is he?

Trailer Tony would weigh his wheelchair in for scrap

[Saleen836]

One of my locals never fails to amuse

[Jordie Barretts sock]

[PurpleTurtle]

A regular Karen on my local FB page floated a question about what people thought of the Reform Party and their policies.

Given that we are Remainerville she was expectedly rounded on by the majority (that's how these things work, right?) and told to jog on with a special note from the Admins of "no politics".

This was greeted with cries of 'harassment" and "abuse" when everyone had kept it polite, albeit saying words to the effect of "the majority of people round here don't share your views"

Today it has been announced that she will be standing as a candidate for the Reform Party in the forthcoming General Election, whenever that is.

A lady has chimed in with "she claimed abuse and harassment when their previous comment in this group was to call an unknown neighbour an asshat and a C U next Tuesday for letting off a firework. This really is perfect local FB group content!"

[crmcatee]

Sums it up.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/750416893797514

[Spare tyre]

crmcatee said:

Sums it up.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/750416893797514

I think everyone should post that link when Karen gets clucking

[C n C]

One from the local Nextdoor group today..

[Skyedriver]

[the-norseman]

crmcatee said:

Sums it up.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/750416893797514

Part 2 and 3 are great as well.

[Fane]