Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.
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wolfracesonic said:
Don1 said:
wolfracesonic said:
Will my travails never end? Not for the first time I didn't have enough milk for my 3 Weetabix, so had to settle for 2. However, now I am going to be left with a solitary Weetabix at the end of the box and I am not sure how to proceed when I get to it. Do I?
Give it to the help as their Christmas bonus.- Throw it away
- Eat it on its own
- Take 2 Weetabix from the next box to make up the numbers( merely moving the problem down the line)
- Switch to mini Weetabix
Also, surely you keep one's car in a mews at the end of a driveway not actually on it?
I have a 4 slice Dualit toaster.
I am finding slots 3 & 4 (that don't get as much use as slots 1 & 2) are browning the bread quicker than 1 & 2
My kitchen staff are constantly having to be reminded to put the bread into slots 3 & 4 a little after slots 1 & 2 to ensure an inviting plate of equally browned breakfast comestible.
My breakfast is being spoiled by constantly having to send the butler to the kitchen to check on the toast as I then have to take the top off my egg myself.
I am finding slots 3 & 4 (that don't get as much use as slots 1 & 2) are browning the bread quicker than 1 & 2
My kitchen staff are constantly having to be reminded to put the bread into slots 3 & 4 a little after slots 1 & 2 to ensure an inviting plate of equally browned breakfast comestible.
My breakfast is being spoiled by constantly having to send the butler to the kitchen to check on the toast as I then have to take the top off my egg myself.
garycat said:
A friend of mine who has done well for himself has two Porsches, a 911 and a Cayenne.
One day at work he looked out of the window to see it had started snowing, so announced to the open office "Oh bugger, I've brought the wrong Porsche into work today"
I hate when that happens One day at work he looked out of the window to see it had started snowing, so announced to the open office "Oh bugger, I've brought the wrong Porsche into work today"
Just had a knock on the door from some people that have got an address mixed up. I looked out the window to see what car they had arrived in so I could make a judgement about them...
A Kia Sedona FFS, now my neighbours will think I aquaint with people that own Kia Sedonas, my social standing is in tatters.
A Kia Sedona FFS, now my neighbours will think I aquaint with people that own Kia Sedonas, my social standing is in tatters.
garycat said:
A friend of mine who has done well for himself has two Porsches, a 911 and a Cayenne.
One day at work he looked out of the window to see it had started snowing, so announced to the open office "Oh bugger, I've brought the wrong Porsche into work today"
He had no need to worry, the Cayenne would have just slid in to a fence on its summer rubber bands anyway. One day at work he looked out of the window to see it had started snowing, so announced to the open office "Oh bugger, I've brought the wrong Porsche into work today"
(runs away sniggering)
wotnot said:
I have a lovely airfield right outside my house - nice long runway, hangar space, the lot.
But I can't afford to buy an aeroplane, not even a small one.
AND I was quite clever at school.
I feel like such a pathetic under-achiever.
I'm going to sit in a darkened room. And weep.
Excellent.But I can't afford to buy an aeroplane, not even a small one.
AND I was quite clever at school.
I feel like such a pathetic under-achiever.
I'm going to sit in a darkened room. And weep.
A chap sitting outside a shop asked if I had any spare change I could give him. I told I didn't at that moment but was sure to be acquiring some in the near future and would be glad to give him some then. The trouble was he was unable to give me his card as he simply didn't have a card! What an extraordinary way to conduct business.
DickyC said:
A chap sitting outside a shop asked if I had any spare change I could give him. I told I didn't at that moment but was sure to be acquiring some in the near future and would be glad to give him some then. The trouble was he was unable to give me his card as he simply didn't have a card! What an extraordinary way to conduct business.
No LinkedIn profile either?DickyC said:
A chap sitting outside a shop asked if I had any spare change I could give him. I told I didn't at that moment but was sure to be acquiring some in the near future and would be glad to give him some then. The trouble was he was unable to give me his card as he simply didn't have a card! What an extraordinary way to conduct business.
Surely a bank payment would have been the solution DickyC said:
A chap sitting outside a shop asked if I had any spare change I could give him. I told I didn't at that moment but was sure to be acquiring some in the near future and would be glad to give him some then. The trouble was he was unable to give me his card as he simply didn't have a card! What an extraordinary way to conduct business.
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