A bit council Vol 2

[Rick101]

Not real? Don't be ridiculous.

It has more accurate reporting than most of the mainstream news!

[FN2TypeR]

shakotan said:

FN2TypeR said:

shakotan said:

FN2TypeR said:

Quhet said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mans-on...

Man’s ‘Only God can judge me’ tattoo proved wrong by magistrates’ court judge

I read that earlier today, haf to chuckle.

Er, you do realise that The Daily Mash is a satirical publication, don't you?

What gave you the impression that I didn't know that? I read the article and chuckled.

I thought you, along with the person that posted it, believed it real, and therefore relevant to this thread.

No, sorry if I didn't present my original post clearly - I'm a big fan of the Mash

[kowalski655]

Rick101 said:

Was listening to Radio 2 JV yesterday, yes, I know it's council.

Did make me laugh and think of this thread.

Did a topic on Zafira's setting on fire, cue female bint with strong Essex accent telling the story how how her and her partner had booked to do for tattoo's and they parked 1 meter from tattoo shop when her partner spotted smoke inside the car and they rang 999. Car was completely destroyed, they could have been in it. Nobody from the dealership told them about it.
Apparently it was an ex motability car and previous owner had come on as well. Didn't know anything about the recall and shocked as something could have happened to her as it took her ages to get out of the passenger seat as her Daughter usually drove it.

Vauxhall Zafira
Essex
Tattoo's
Bad parking
Ringing 999
Motability


Bingo!

Edited by Rick101 on Tuesday 16th August 13:45

Edited by Rick101 on Tuesday 16th August 13:46

How do you know it was bad parking?The parking bay could have been outside the tattoo parlour.
And 999 is definitely the number to ring for a car fire.
Not sure about Motability, bu the rest is spot on

[ATTAK Z]

Rick101 said:

Was listening to Radio 2 JV yesterday, yes, I know it's council.

Did make me laugh and think of this thread.

Did a topic on Zafira's setting on fire, cue female bint with strong Essex accent telling the story how how her and her partner had booked to do for tattoo's and they parked 1 meter from tattoo shop when her partner spotted smoke inside the car and they rang 999. Car was completely destroyed, they could have been in it. Nobody from the dealership told them about it.
Apparently it was an ex motability car and previous owner had come on as well. Didn't know anything about the recall and shocked as something could have happened to her as it took her ages to get out of the passenger seat as her Daughter usually drove it.

Vauxhall Zafira
Essex
Tattoo's
Bad parking
Ringing 999
Motability


Bingo!

Inserting an apostrophe in the plural of 'tattoo'

Council !

Spelling 'metre' 'meter'

Council !

[smn159]

Jez m said:

Having a BBQ outside the front of your house.

Does a pizza oven count?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Whistle]

[Whistle]

[colonel c]

Whistle said:

Fixed that for you.

[Quhet]

shakotan said:

FN2TypeR said:

shakotan said:

FN2TypeR said:

Quhet said:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mans-on...

Man’s ‘Only God can judge me’ tattoo proved wrong by magistrates’ court judge

I read that earlier today, haf to chuckle.

Er, you do realise that The Daily Mash is a satirical publication, don't you?

What gave you the impression that I didn't know that? I read the article and chuckled.

I thought you, along with the person that posted it, believed it real, and therefore relevant to this thread.

Thought it deserved an airing in this thread as it made me chuckle, not because I thought it was true

[12TS]

Not quite as good as the Zafira story, but this ticks a few boxes

Jobless Grays mum-of-five guilty of urinating on war memorial during Battle of the Somme centenary

http://www.essexlive.news/jobless-mum-of-five-guil...

Essex
Unmarried mum of 5
Drunk
Drinking from 09:30
Pink leggings

and "She also told officers that if her kids wanted to go in public she would just let them "whenever they wanted"

[HTP99]

colonel c said:

Whistle said:

Fixed that for you.

What am I missing?

[colonel c]

HTP99 said:

What am I missing?

On my screen there is no picture. It could be just my PC but I expect not.

[smn159]

HTP99 said:

What am I missing?

Not much TBH

[HTP99]

colonel c said:

HTP99 said:

What am I missing?

On my screen there is no picture. It could be just my PC but I expect not.

I saw both pictures, I was expecting the second "fixed" picture to be different somehow.

[PurpleTurtle]

talksthetorque said:

f1nn said:

motco said:

ukbabz said:

https://youtu.be/HKijUh_LQWs skip to 1m50 (on mobile so can't link to part of video).

Christ that's like end of shift time at any 1960s factory!

Jesus wept....I'd rather stay at home than be in the vicinity of people who would spend their holiday like that.

The thing that makes me laugh about this is the fact that a member of staff shouts "Go" at the beginning.

This almost passes as holiday entertainment I bet for some.
You can just see them with their fat smug faces when they beat someone to the space they wanted.

PAddy Power have done an Olympic spoof of it!

https://amp.twimg.com/v/945a0a81-c8af-40bc-814a-3a...

[anonymous-user]

PurpleTurtle said:

PAddy Power have done an Olympic spoof of it!

https://amp.twimg.com/v/945a0a81-c8af-40bc-814a-3a...

Going for the chairs, what was he thinking?

[DaveGoddard]

Paddy Power is probably a council-aimed brand (aimed at the kind who spend their days gambling their benefits away) but their advertising people have a terrific sense of humour!

[Bluedot]

Apologies to mods for the language, obviously it's all images.
If you're offended by rude words then please feel free to scroll on by.

[Dog Star]

Priceless!

[ascayman]

and the sunbed dash