Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[jimmytheone]

dudleybloke said:

Click to play.

That is truly excellent - would be even more amusing if the window didnt open so they couldnt remove it and it just stayed their flapping in the wind

[cobra kid]

jimmytheone said:

That is truly excellent - would be even more amusing if the window didnt open so they couldnt remove it and it just stayed their flapping in the wind

That's what I had my hopes up for!!

[john2443]

The difference between US and UK English always gives the chance of a juvenile snigger!

[MartG]

[Evoluzione]

I'll post the other bit up later if you don't get it

Edited by Evoluzione on Thursday 24th June 15:52

[scoobyc]

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/v...
Surely someone must have realised...

Edit - someone has, was originally four skin reactions for vaccines!

[DodgyGeezer]

[Tabs]

We've lived in our house for 47 years, and just had new neighbours move in.
A driveway to each house adjacent to each other.
Wife has never been able to park her car in the same position more than once in the 30 years she's been driving. Car just gets abandoned at all sorts of angles.(I, of course, park perfectly in the same place)
She now comes in moaning to me about how the new lady abandons her car, sometimes saying she has a job to get in because the new neighbour doesn't park straight!!
I do of course have to mute my sniggering.....

[Evoluzione]

[Chris944_S2]

Evoluzione said:

I'm going to Hell.

Not really, you’ve just helped the creationists prove that evolution is wrong and god made all creatures as an image of himself

Also, may I suggest a change of username to Creazione in light of this new evidence

[Saleen836]

[HTP99]

Saleen836 said:

Lost me on that one?

[Jonboy_t]

HTP99 said:

Saleen836 said:

Lost me on that one?

Wood is REALLY expensive/scarce at the moment!

[nonsequitur]

HTP99 said:

Saleen836 said:

Lost me on that one?

He has formed a splinter group.

[eldar]

Jonboy_t said:

Wood is REALLY expensive/scarce at the moment!

I'd hope there is a grain of truth in that, though probably knot.

[tomw2000]

eldar said:

I'd hope there is a grain of truth in that, though probably knot.

Not that old chestnut?

[shih tzu faced]

Saleen836 said:

I think that's actually lingerie rather than a bikini

Point taken though

Happy to be corrected but keep it brief

[nonsequitur]

shih tzu faced said:

Saleen836 said:

I think that's actually lingerie rather than a bikini

Point taken though

Happy to be corrected but keep it brief

Have you taken the bikini line?

[nonsequitur]

tomw2000 said:

eldar said:

I'd hope there is a grain of truth in that, though probably knot.

Not that old chestnut?

After those, I'm logging off.

[DodgyGeezer]

nonsequitur said:

shih tzu faced said:

Saleen836 said:

I think that's actually lingerie rather than a bikini

Point taken though

Happy to be corrected but keep it brief

Have you taken the bikini line?

there's no need for those sorts of puns atoll