Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo said:

You couldn't, er, forward that information, could you, just for future avoidance obviously!!!

Certainly, I'll fax the list of who's got what over to you at the earliest old boy.

In the meantime, if you want to get your investigation underway lickety split, have a word with the Verger. He's got Parts lll, IV, V and VII. The Archdeacon has Part VI if you really want to investigate the whole shooting match in sequence but it's all much of a muchness in all honesty.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Morning all

I've just received another update from the NHS informing me of the whereabouts of the "Salford Vaccination Bus", if anyone's remotely interested it'll be at "Pendleton Gateway" (wherever in blue blazes that is) between 10:00 and 15:30.

No, I've no idea either. Why me? Why Salford?

Have you checked your code book?? Are you sure it's not ackcherally a dead drop???

I think it's possibly something to do with Andy Burn 'em' s "Final Solution" to get rid of the competition from his rivals in the other city on the other side of the Irwell.

Gude Murnink Ovribiddy!

Grey sky, light drizzle ear oop norf.
Sunny, 37°C in Fethiye. Apparently.

[pequod]

Les Nativ ... more later, must dash.

P

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

A nice start to the day with a simple little job, we all know it's going down hill from here......

A reminder to all residents and guests, to park your vehicles in the corner between the small barn and the lower field, not in the barn, in the field, in the hedge or near the entrance, please, we have 4 coaches and several pre booked victims visitors to allow for!!!

But Kylie likes it when I park near the entrance.

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Les Nativ ... more later, must dash.

P

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[Bobberoo]

glenrobbo said:

pequod said:

Les Nativ ... more later, must dash.

P

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Didn't he used to sell "ice creams" at the Slugs Trail and Clam outside Trimingham docks???

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

Les Nativ? Didn't he used to sell "ice creams" at the Slugs Trail and Clam outside Trimingham docks???

/... the Slugs Trail and Clam outside Trimingham docks...

Such an evocative name, Bobbers.


His "ice creams" took some licking. (So I've been led to believe).

[DickyC]

Trimingham Docks?

The landlord of the Duck & Skidmark at Trivingham Docks says you're all barred.

[Bobberoo]

DickyC said:

Trimingham Docks?

The landlord of the Duck & Skidmark at Trivingham Docks says you're all barred.

I'm surprised a man of your calibre has even frequented such an establishment, as I understand it it's the sort of place you wipe your shoes on the way out!!!

[Bobberoo]

A spot of reading and quite possibly a kip I think!!

[Magooagain]

I just discovered a swarm of bees behind my neighbours bedroom shutters. They arrive tomorrow night for a two week holiday!
Now I need a bee person.

Bobber's you will do! Just pop over to station F and bag the bee's please old chap.

[Bobberoo]

Magooagain said:

I just discovered a swarm of bees behind my neighbours bedroom shutters. They arrive tomorrow night for a two week holiday!
Now I need a bee person.

Bobber's you will do! Just pop over to station F and bag the bee's please old chap.

Er, okay!!


Hhhmmmm, bees, little dozy yellow and black, awkward flying, insecty things..........


What we need is someone with bee keepering knowledge!!!!


OI!!! PEQUOD!!! YOU'RE NEEDED!!!!

[glenrobbo]

WATCH OUT!!! HERE THEY COME!!!

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Little furry buzzers!

[pequod]

Bobberoo said:

Magooagain said:

I just discovered a swarm of bees behind my neighbours bedroom shutters. They arrive tomorrow night for a two week holiday!
Now I need a bee person.

Bobber's you will do! Just pop over to station F and bag the bee's please old chap.

Er, okay!!


Hhhmmmm, bees, little dozy yellow and black, awkward flying, insecty things..........


What we need is someone with bee keepering knowledge!!!!


OI!!! PEQUOD!!! YOU'RE NEEDED!!!!

Panic ye not. Alert the local B force who will happily come along and relocate them.

More news to come, a bit busy at the mo.
P

[glenrobbo]

I thought this "Hive for the Home" business was all the latest rage...

I don't fancy it myself. It's bad enough with flies in the kitchen.

[Bobberoo]

glenrobbo said:

I thought this "Hive for the Home" business was all the latest rage...

I don't fancy it myself. It's bad enough with flies in the kitchen.

Kitchen???
I would have thought the sheer amount of the buggers in the cludgie was more of a problem!!!

[glenrobbo]

They don't like it up 'em, those little fuzzy-buzzes!

We need some smoke to calm them:

Bomma! Futtette! Get yer Marlboros over there sharpish!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

Kitchen???
I would have thought the sheer amount of the buggers in the cludgie was more of a problem!!!

With Mrs. Battert's cooking, it's sometimes difficult to tell the difference 'twixt the two.

[Magooagain]

Philip philop the local beekeeper has just called up to take a looksee. All is well. He will open the bedroom window(inwards remember it's France) and put a small hive below them to drop into early doors in the matin.
Buzzy scoundrels should all be gone by evening.

It's a fair size ball of them. It's quite common for them to take a fancy inside the gap between shutters and Windows.

My final mornings work on the farm building drain tomorrow! That's about me done then until September. Hopefully.

[glenrobbo]

Right! Who wants the fish???