Sean Connery Joke (Volume IV)
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A man is walking through the supermarket when he sees a woman who he vaguely recognises. "Hello there" she says
"Err, hello" he repies a little confused "I'm sorry but i don't know where i know you from"
"I think you're the father of one of my children" she says sheepishly
"Oh s
t, are you the Jessica i slept with on my stag do? We went at like rabbits and you even let me cum in your face!" he exclaims
"No" She says "I'm your little James' English teacher ..."
"Err, hello" he repies a little confused "I'm sorry but i don't know where i know you from"
"I think you're the father of one of my children" she says sheepishly
"Oh s
t, are you the Jessica i slept with on my stag do? We went at like rabbits and you even let me cum in your face!" he exclaims"No" She says "I'm your little James' English teacher ..."
MynameisRob said:
A man is walking through the supermarket when he sees a woman who he vaguely recognises. "Hello there" she says
"Err, hello" he repies a little confused "I'm sorry but i don't know where i know you from"
"I think you're the father of one of my children" she says sheepishly
"Oh st, are you the Jessica i slept with on my stag do? We went at like rabbits and you even let me cum in your face!" he exclaims
"No" She says "I'm your little James' English teacher ..."
HaHaHa! "Err, hello" he repies a little confused "I'm sorry but i don't know where i know you from"
"I think you're the father of one of my children" she says sheepishly
"Oh s
t, are you the Jessica i slept with on my stag do? We went at like rabbits and you even let me cum in your face!" he exclaims"No" She says "I'm your little James' English teacher ..."
. Thank dog I've just ordered a new keyboard!
LP7, You have competition!A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,they were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm a hooker and I charge £20 for sex.
The man reluctantly paid her, and they did there thing.
After a cigarette,the man just sat there looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"well, I should of mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fair back to town is £25.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm a hooker and I charge £20 for sex.
The man reluctantly paid her, and they did there thing.
After a cigarette,the man just sat there looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"well, I should of mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver and the fair back to town is £25.
I saw a scarecros having a wk in a field today.
Impossible I thought...he's just clutching at straws.
Archie & Jock are discussing Jock's wedding.
"Ach its all going well I've got everything organised. Ach even bought a kilt to be married in."
Archie replied "That's good! What's the tarten?"
Jock says "Ach imagine she'll be in white."
Cheers
The Moose
k in a field today.Impossible I thought...he's just clutching at straws.
Archie & Jock are discussing Jock's wedding.
"Ach its all going well I've got everything organised. Ach even bought a kilt to be married in."
Archie replied "That's good! What's the tarten?"
Jock says "Ach imagine she'll be in white."
Cheers
The Moose
monthefish said:
Off topic - was it on this thread where is saw the picture with a circle with something to do with 'People who are not Michael Jacksons lover' in it? Can;t seem to find it.
Probably from www.graphjam.com ?
DISPUTE BETWEEN NEIGHBORS Mark Easton was a city councilman in Utah . Mark had a beautiful view of the east mountains until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances allowed, so Mark Easton, already ticked off about his lost view of the mountains went to the city making certain they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. The new neighbor realized fighting would be futile, so at great expense the new neighbor had his roof line lowered by 18 inches. A few weeks later Mark Easton called the city once again, this time to inform them his new neighbor installed some new vents on the side of his house that seemed "irregular" and wanted someone to come out to determine whether the new vents were legal. The city engineer came went out to investigate and when looking up at the new neighbors house this is what they saw ..................................
Oh yeah, this is much better than 18'' taller...
Sometimes things are better left alone.
Cheers
The Moose
Oh yeah, this is much better than 18'' taller...
Sometimes things are better left alone.
Cheers
The Moose
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