These pictures make my teeth itch

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Louis Balfour said:

Aside from the wheel cover being on the wonk, how does it pass an MOT with the number plate being permanently obscured?

f. Towbar
i. obstructing the registration plate or any lamp - MINOR
ii. obstructing the registration plate so that it is unreadable - MAJOR

Reckon it's a removable one that gets taken off for the test then put straight back on again?

Edited by Funk on Friday 11th August 17:21

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Sporky said:

What did I miss?

2.1m is 6' 11" (rounded up) so the sign is wrong either way.

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DodgyGeezer said:

Du1point8 said:

not a child-friendly house - actually forget children that's all sorts of wrong (and was in the correct thread!!)

You can actually see where everyone's slid their hand along the wall going down those stairs...

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zedx19 said:

Had a heavy night in York Friday, so Saturday morning went to a local cafe for a fry up before heading home. This is how my toast was presented to me.

That's a hanging offence.

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Halmyre said:

Funk said:

zedx19 said:

Had a heavy night in York Friday, so Saturday morning went to a local cafe for a fry up before heading home. This is how my toast was presented to me.

That's a hanging offence.

Guys, guys, the first world problems forum is that way -->

V8 Animal said:

Funk said:

zedx19 said:

Had a heavy night in York Friday, so Saturday morning went to a local cafe for a fry up before heading home. This is how my toast was presented to me.

That's a hanging offence.

I suggest you stay in.

I hope you both realise my posts are tongue-in-cheek and not serious...!

Digby said:

On two of the Costa Express machines at a BP station…

The more you read, the worse it gets!

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jimmytheone said:

"It's like ray-eeeee-aaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day...."

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That really IS bad!

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the tribester said:

Funk said:

That really IS bad!

That really I
S bad!

FTFY!

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ian_c_uk said:

Tbh, I'm more offended that they have loaded a front engined car with the majority of it's weight beyond the back axle.

I noticed that before I saw the spelling mistake!

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Probably so they're not smashing baseballs at the large building/grandstand to the north-east? All the hits will be away from any structures.

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shakotan said:

havoc said:

Blown2CV said:

left seems eminently sensible. Right seems unhinged, like trying to spread butter on top of jam on top of toast. Chips on top of ketchup.

Quite.

Which is the thinner / more spreadable, as that scientifically should go on top.

...so as it's clotted cream, jam has to go on top!

Exactly how are you going to spread jam on top of cream without getting cream all over the jam knife?

Spread jam on, then dollop cream on top from a spoon. No cross contamination of utensils occurs.

This is the way.

Apparently the Queen preferred jam first with cream on top and if anyone's to be trusted on crucial matters such as this, it would've been Her Maj.