Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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I always carry one of these just in case, you never know....


anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Everybodie-peeps...the craft of the kebab maker....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKpH6Lzz-ug

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Hes done some castrations if that's what you're getting at

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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as my previous post re kebabs

Impasse

15,099 posts

243 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Blehh, not feeling good. All cold/snotty/shivery mess. Gone back to bed. Wake me up when I'm better please.

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Penrose is back, fast asleep now. I assume he's had a heavy lunch. The bolt croppers are here if you need them Iva.
I've given them a good clean, Lord knows what he's been doing with them.

V6, someone from the Bay of Biscay Borough Council has been trying to contact you. He reckons you've bombed one of their carpets or something? I said you were on a Sherpa baiting break in the Himalayas and wouldn't be back anytime soon.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Bomma220 said:
V6, someone from the Bay of Biscay Borough Council has been trying to contact you. He reckons you've bombed one of their carpets or something? I said you were on a Sherpa baiting break in the Himalayas and wouldn't be back anytime soon.
Played that man! I'll lie low. Bloody Sherpas they might have ultra rare indicator lenses but the rest is ste no wonder they take them to wilderness areas to lose them.

NoVetec

9,967 posts

175 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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DickyC said:
With your One Post Per Volume Rule these days, do you think you may have peaked too early?
I'm aiming for ten posts this time around.

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Vitorio said:
That's about right yes!

And ill probably buy myself some frivolous knick-knack, ive gotten better at being critical of my spendings, which is a good thing, but there is no point in denying myself every single joy...

Now the question, plastic crack or cheap(ish) scotch?
Neither, chap. No good will come of plastic cracks - the Verger had one of those inflatable sheep thing, the bloody thing kept going down on him. He complained to Amazon and the next thing was armed police breaking the Rectory door down. Dreadful business.

Scotch? Well, up to you, but I'd stick with the Absinthe. Scotch is like supermarket shandy by comparison. I believe there's a Dutch version called 'Arnhem Bridgehead' that's worth a go.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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'Titanic' is the best, at first you think it'll be fine, it takes a while to go down and before you realise you're incontrovertibly not designed to survive the ingress it's too late. You get photographed 100 years later where you ended up and some bd nicks your valuables and sells them.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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actually that's not the best

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Impasse said:
Blehh, not feeling good. All cold/snotty/shivery mess. Gone back to bed. Wake me up when I'm better please.
Pull yourself together man, we've got a busy weekend ahead, what with the Pelican fancyiers show on Sunday.
Hellfire, I'd forgotten all about that! I'd best check his plumage. Shall we wake Impasse now? He's sure to be feeling better now, it's friday night! party

DickyC

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50,190 posts

200 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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How is the business plan for the tadpole farm coming along? I've forgotten whose project it is but the last meeting with potential backers was a disaster.

"We're seeking backing for a tadpole farm in the village."
"Have you thought this through? Is there much call for tadpoles? Is it seasonal?"

We have to get it right this time.

Vitorio

4,296 posts

145 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Bomma220 said:
Neither, chap. No good will come of plastic cracks - the Verger had one of those inflatable sheep thing, the bloody thing kept going down on him. He complained to Amazon and the next thing was armed police breaking the Rectory door down. Dreadful business.

Scotch? Well, up to you, but I'd stick with the Absinthe. Scotch is like supermarket shandy by comparison. I believe there's a Dutch version called 'Arnhem Bridgehead' that's worth a go.
To clarify, Plastic Crack is what we in the business call Lego, because its Plastic, and well... addictive as crack.. And the fixes dont get cheaper, you keep wanting more and bigger sets...

a €10 box doesnt really do it for me these days, and if i really want to have a full evening fix, id better be prepared to drop a 3 digit number at the dealer toy store

Scotch wise, most 40% stuff can be a bit boring, my favorite is some 56% ardbeg, that'll put some hair on your chest.


Iva Barchetta said:
Today I learnt the Italian for metallic ,as in sparkly paint.

Metallizzato....

Il mio Fiat e argento metallizato....or grigio.....or summat....
Wonderfull language isnt it? my alfa is "Verde Acerro", can you imagine rover selling a car in "Iron green"?

Another great italian motoring word is the term for 4 valves per cilinder, Quattrovalvole!

FailHere

779 posts

154 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Played that man! I'll lie low. Bloody Sherpas they might have ultra rare indicator lenses but the rest is ste no wonder they take them to wilderness areas to lose them.
If you get short of Sherpa indicator lenses, or bumpers, they are easily interchanged with (or borrowed from) those fitted to the Panther De Ville, which is also a handy source of doors for your Austin Maxi

Vitorio

4,296 posts

145 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
way
hehe

Took me a few seconds to figure out what the filter was filtering

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Iva Barchetta said:
Quattro is massively better than four.

Cinque is also rather good, in Italian ,not as good in French ,not as dramatic.

way or Sank ?

Typical ,swear filter thinks I'm insulting Chinese folk.

No Chinese people were harmed or insulted in compiling this post.....
You've been on that Four types of Supercar thing haven't you? Bloody Slopes. Never looked as good as a squared off back...

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Oh, Vittie - sorry chap, I didn't realise 'crack' was Lego. You live & learn. My Granddaughter has a bucket of the 'Duplo' stuff. A good thing, yes?

Meant to ask you earlier, how's the thing with New Date? Have you cooked her a pizza yet?

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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Just been dragged round Aldi, hungry, done massive shop. Unpacked but too knackered to cook so went back into town and got fish and chips.

Livin the dream

Edited by V6Pushfit on Friday 2nd September 21:32

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd September 2016
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V6Pushfit said:
Just been dragged round Aldi, hungry, done massive shop. Unpacked but too knackered to cook so went back into town and got fish and chips.
Fish??


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