PH Secret Santa 2016 - The Return of the Santa

[Dan_1981]

The Moose said:

So, as per the tradition, here is the first of these. Sounds like a good start to me!!



MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: Have you ever been to Hooters?

This stalking malarky is scary.

I need to limit my online profile obviously.

Yes. Yes I have, but I suspect my stalker already knows this.....

[eybic]

[stupidbutkeen]

woo hooo got my victim, time to go look through his windows and read his mail etc. god i hope hes not in today otherwise there may be a problem lmao

[The Moose]

Dan_1981 said:

The Moose said:

So, as per the tradition, here is the first of these. Sounds like a good start to me!!



MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: Have you ever been to Hooters?

This stalking malarky is scary.

I need to limit my online profile obviously.

Yes. Yes I have, but I suspect my stalker already knows this.....

I can't help but wonder if this needs an it more explanation for the group to enjoy...

[Dan_1981]

Nothing too weird.....

But I assume it confirms that my stalker has found the correct person.


If only I could find ANYTHING about my man.

[stupidbutkeen]

Mine was easy enough, trigger pulled on the best part of the gift just a small vibro to get from poundland and im good to go.

[Glade]

You lot are too keen, you should savour this moment... Take it slow. Don't climax too soon.

So far I've bought myself a 10 pint keg as a precursor to even beginning stalking.

[Richie C]

A 10 pint keg would be an excellent gift. ;-)

[pembo]

Glade said:

You lot are too keen, you should savour this moment... Take it slow. Don't climax too soon.

So far I've bought myself a 10 pint keg as a precursor to even beginning stalking.

It's so easy to get excited and rush into it, I found something great for mine last night but I'm holding off to have another look over the weekend in case I think of something better.

[Jonboy_t]

I'm a PHSS virgin - what's this question lark about then? Is it to do with thinking you've found your victim online and asking for confirmation that it's them?

[Butter Face]

Jonboy_t said:

I'm a PHSS virgin - what's this question lark about then? Is it to do with thinking you've found your victim online and asking for confirmation that it's them?

Yes, or just for general questions or winding up!

[Tubbytommy]

I think I'm done, I keep finding more and more though. Like to get my presents in early just to add to the suspense.

[Jonboy_t]

Butter Face said:

Jonboy_t said:

I'm a PHSS virgin - what's this question lark about then? Is it to do with thinking you've found your victim online and asking for confirmation that it's them?

Yes, or just for general questions or winding up!

Interesting. Very interesting. Could be helpful...

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

Dan_1981: what size t shirt are you?

HorneyMX5: What size t shirts do you wear? I hope you don't mind being inCognito (geddit?)

[Dan_1981]

Haha.

I'm a very svelte medium!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

ButterFace: would you ever consider skydiving?

[Butter Face]

aHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA.

Definitely not. I appreciate the thought, but just, no. I'm wayyyy too lardy for that

[ThunderGuts]

Butter Face said:

aHAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHA.

Definitely not. I appreciate the thought, but just, no. I'm wayyyy too lardy for that

DO IT!

[The Moose]

MESSAGES OF THE DAY

filski666: Is Charlie a child, rabbit or other beast of nature? Cheers babes!

[williamp]

some of my things may/may not have been bought. Very excited. A lot easier then last years thankfully.

To my person: you need to close your curtains at night...