Tell a sad story using 3 words

[Miocene]

Watch this.

I'm sorry Sir.

Mind the drop.

Sorry, it's over.

[Turn7]

My work colleague Monday following a scan

Bowel cancer , yep....

62 years old and a genuinely nice guy

[Miocene]

There's no survivors.

Family wiped out.

[AC43]

Michael McIntyre's "jokes".

[Matt Cup]

Front fell off.

[Pericoloso]

I still would.

[Roofless Toothless]

Three score and ten.

[colin_p]

Hold my beer...

(must have already been said)

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Any child's death.

ETA;

Parents understand why.

Edited by LaurasOtherHalf on Wednesday 7th November 22:46

[Leonard Stanley]

Take back control

[RDMcG]

Licence and resgitration?

[TheChampers]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Any child's death.

This.

Plus

My wife died; or

My daughter died

Those would truly finish me.

Thankfully neither currently apply to any childI know, my daughters (two) or my wife, but the concept is horrific.

[Fermit and Sarah]

you've got AIDS

[grumpy52]

Caught in zipper .

Something on scan.
Need an MRI
Colonoscopy is next .

Non of the tests have been good news so far .

[Second Best]

Stillborn forces sale.

[RDMcG]

Child is missing

[Pericoloso]

Time for bed.

[stevesingo]

My MacMillan Nurse

[LaurasOtherHalf]

TheChampers said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Any child's death.

This.

Plus

My wife died; or

My daughter died

Those would truly finish me.

Thankfully neither currently apply to any childI know, my daughters (two) or my wife, but the concept is horrific.

I get where you’re coming from but occasionally morbid thoughts have taken me to a place where I thought about those scenarios and I think for me it would be the opposite.

If my wife or daughter passed away I don’t think I could function were it not for the sole purpose of getting the survivor through life after such a tragedy. It would literally be my sole point of being, to be fair it’s my sole point of being right now but it would be doubly important afte the loss of such an important member of our family.

Not picking holes in your post by the way but in adversity, strength is called upon.

[Long Drax]

Oh the humanity!

Bitter almond tast...

Look, no hands

Polish out, mate

OK, one more

Doesn't look deep

I'm Piers Morgan