A bit council (Vol 5)

[Sheets Tabuer]

Bloody hell is the sun still going?

[Dog Star]

bristolracer said:

It may be council but giant monster munch and jaffa cake gateau, I'm in !

Oh man! Fantastic!
I could have that as my pudding after my main course of a Pot Noogle Bombay Bad Boy (with additional Daves Insanity Sauce).

A true epicurean tour-de-force!

[LarJammer]

This reeks of chav to me.

Not surprised she's single, she looks like a boy.

[Nickp82]

Quite a nice photo of her two boys, think I saw a photo of her sons there too.

[Saleen836]

Orders take away food then expects the delivery person to break covid rules because 'I'm cold'
https://tradesmenbanter.co.uk/2021/02/15/deliveroo...

Edited by Saleen836 on Monday 15th February 21:54

[Its Just Adz]

Brilliant.

[anonymous-user]

Saleen836 said:

Orders take away food then expects the delivery person to break covid rules because 'I'm cold'
https://tradesmenbanter.co.uk/2021/02/15/deliveroo...

Edited by Saleen836 on Monday 15th February 21:54

She's a skank. However, he could have just left it there and gone.

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

Saleen836 said:

Orders take away food then expects the delivery person to break covid rules because 'I'm cold'
https://tradesmenbanter.co.uk/2021/02/15/deliveroo...

That's got to be staged, right?

[Dog Star]

God almighty what an awful entitled piece of st she sounds like!
Her accent and horrible whiney "I'm cold" ..... argh!
Needs a kick in the sponge!

That guy is a legend. Respect.

[talksthetorque]

If I was a deliveroobot I wouldn’t be trapsing up to the second floor unless they’d ordered the big sausage pizza.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I think I've seen that documentary.

[gazza285]

LarJammer said:

This reeks of chav to me.

Not surprised she's single, she looks like a boy.

Fetal alcohol syndrome?

[cymatty]

NAN BEHAVING BADLY My mum, 44, ran off with my boyfriend, 29, while I was in hospital having his baby

Classic line

the sun said:

She is meant to be a gran, but instead she’s off sh***ing my man.

[talksthetorque]

cymatty said:

NAN BEHAVING BADLY My mum, 44, ran off with my boyfriend, 29, while I was in hospital having his baby

Classic line

the sun said:

She is meant to be a gran, but instead she’s off sh***ing my man.

She added: “Last Valentine’s Day Ryan was really romantic and bought me a litre bottle of Gordon’s pink gin, a box of Cadbury’s Milk Tray and a card.

Lavishing women with gifts like that it's no wonder Nan wanted in on the action.

[alorotom]

talksthetorque said:

She added: “Last Valentine’s Day Ryan was really romantic and bought me a litre bottle of Gordon’s pink gin, a box of Cadbury’s Milk Tray and a card.

Lavishing women with gifts like that it's no wonder Nan wanted in on the action.

You jest, but I know of loads of blokes that just refuse to believe the gift giving on valentines is a ‘thing’ so tbh simple gifts like that can turn people’s heads depending what they’re used to

[yanyan]

talksthetorque said:

cymatty said:

NAN BEHAVING BADLY My mum, 44, ran off with my boyfriend, 29, while I was in hospital having his baby

Classic line

the sun said:

She is meant to be a gran, but instead she’s off sh***ing my man.

She added: “Last Valentine’s Day Ryan was really romantic and bought me a litre bottle of Gordon’s pink gin, a box of Cadbury’s Milk Tray and a card.

Lavishing women with gifts like that it's no wonder Nan wanted in on the action.

I was disappointed to see that the hours old kid wasn't wearing a bandana head band with bow (not gender specific for councilistas) or he hadn't had his ears pierced yet (again... not gender specific for these types). However, I was pleased to see bad teeth and tatts on display from the adults. Top council.

[V8mate]

talksthetorque said:

cymatty said:

NAN BEHAVING BADLY My mum, 44, ran off with my boyfriend, 29, while I was in hospital having his baby

Classic line

the sun said:

She is meant to be a gran, but instead she’s off sh***ing my man.

She added: “Last Valentine’s Day Ryan was really romantic and bought me a litre bottle of Gordon’s pink gin, a box of Cadbury’s Milk Tray and a card.

Lavishing women with gifts like that it's no wonder Nan wanted in on the action.

Let's face it: gran let the younger chap do everything his other half wouldn't. And more he hadn't even thought of.

He should broker a deal for a permanent three-way relationship.

[Dog Star]

cymatty said:

NAN BEHAVING BADLY My mum, 44, ran off with my boyfriend, 29, while I was in hospital having his baby

Classic line

the sun said:

She is meant to be a gran, but instead she’s off sh***ing my man.

Council gold! I love it.

The mum does look pretty decent though, so I can see how it might happen if his gf is languishing on the sofa turning into a hippoblimp.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Dog Star said:

The mum does look pretty decent though

Wut?

[anonymous-user]

In the sidebar

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/14082175/bus-dri...

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