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ben5575 said:
Don’t worry the cringe spoke far louder than any academic qualification.
Back on topic; Sting sang on money for nothing.
Rod Stewart sang on In A Broken Dream for a set of car seat covers.*Back on topic; Sting sang on money for nothing.
*This is a joke using word play of 'sang on money for nothing'
/5 scraped passes at O level
GiantCardboardPlato said:
There is no qualification in self awareness.
https://www.ocnlondon.org.uk/Qualifications/Our-Qu...Castrol for a knave said:
I didn't realise that if you pull the heater control knob slider in a Triumph spitfire, the two speed fan switches on.
I just thought it was a st heater and only discovered his after commuting from Bradford to Durham for 3 months through one of the coldest winters for decades.
When I bought mine someone had wired in a separate switch for the fan. However it was only when I took the dash apart to rewire it properly did I figure out it was a two speed fan. I just thought it was a st heater and only discovered his after commuting from Bradford to Durham for 3 months through one of the coldest winters for decades.
GiantCardboardPlato said:
A PhD really is as simple as 4 years spent spending studying something you love, then communicating it to experts in a thesis and a viva. Why the fk would anyone do it if it wasn’t fun? Perhaps some people like the certificate?
In order to give a tiny degree of levity to the pissing contest, I started my PhD in a subject I loved, and came out hating that subject, and have never worked in that area again.Edited by GiantCardboardPlato on Saturday 1st April 11:36
Viva was hell as well.
I have driving my wife’s VW Golf for 11years, I only recently discovered the steering wheel not only tilts ( which I knew), but it also telescopes, I inadvertently pulled at the wheel to get comfy and it moved towards me , I had to push it back as I have no need to use this function, but hey you live and learn.
wibble cb said:
I have driving my wife’s VW Golf for 11years, I only recently discovered the steering wheel not only tilts ( which I knew), but it also telescopes, I inadvertently pulled at the wheel to get comfy and it moved towards me , I had to push it back as I have no need to use this function, but hey you live and learn.
My daughter, who lives on quite a steep road, had one from new for 7 years before she discovered it had hill hold when she tried to roll it back and couldn’t understand why it wouldn’t move then suddenly let go.Blackpuddin said:
Doofus said:
Blackpuddin said:
Never fancied the idea of eating something that came out of a bee's bottom so avoided honey for over 60 years, then found out it was delicious. Gah.
Honey comes out of a bee's mouth, not it's bum.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff